Tag: meg whitman

Founder of eBay Won’t Endorse Meg Whitman, Either

You know who hates Meg Whitman? Everybody who ever had to deal with her, that's who. The Los Angeles Times reports: Pierre Omidyar, who created EBay and hired Meg Whitman as his company's chief executive, said Tuesday that he would...

Meg Whitman Gives Herself a Lot Of Money, Again

Meg Whitman, the Republican gubernatorial candidate in California, is the People's Candidate. Meg Whitman knows this in her heart, and that is why Meg Whitman donated an ass-ton of money to herself, again: With her announcement Tuesday that she...

Bill Clinton Endorses Meg Whitman, Is Having Affair With Gennifer Flowers

Not all of Meg Whitman's ads are about how much she loves Mexicans. Some of them are about how Bill Clinton hates Jerry Brown and thinks Gloria Estefan is a goddess of the stage. Elect Meg Whitman, California, and...

Trying To Decipher Meg Whitman’s Messican Advertisement

WHAT? Speak American! Meg Whitman has decided to court the Messicans in her race for California governor, and here is her first ad. It airs today during a soccer match, so apparently she's trying to get the gay vote...

Anger Bear Meg Whitman Shoved Lady Colleague Before ‘Second Life’ Interview With Reuters

Sorry if the headline makes no sense to humans, but it's completely accurate. Meg Whitman, who for some reason spent $71 million of her own fortune to win the GOP primary for the utterly unwanted job of California Governor,...

Carly & Meg, In Every Important Way, Are Dianne & Barbara

Meg Whitman, who hit "buy it now" on the most expensive GOP primary campaign for the unwanted job of Governor of California, is much like Carly Fiorina, who cut the market value of Hewlett Packard by a remarkable 60%...

Other Non-Liveblogged Primaries Also Merit Your Attention!

And now, the primary results you've all been waiting for ... the race for the GOP nomination for South Carolina's first congressional district! Wait, you weren't waiting for this? Well, fuck you. Strom Thurmond's son advanced...

Liveblogging the West Coast Ladies Night & Good-Bye To Jim Gibbons

Polls are closed everywhere! We see the light at the end of the tunnel. (It is called "tomorrow morning.") But we've already got some very happy news to report: Pig-eyed drunken would-be rapist and serial crook Jim Gibbons has...

Meg ‘eBay’ Whitman Loses 50-Point Lead, Would Not Do Business With Again

For unknown reasons, former tech executive Meg Whitman decided she wanted to be the Republican candidate for governor, in California. Whitman has already spent $68 million of her fortune on this campaign, and now her 50-point lead in the...

ATTACK AD: Meg Whitman Ran eBay, And eBay Had Porn

This one's kind of a STRETCH -- meaning, "effective." California Republican gubernatorial candidate Steve Poizner is attacking his primary opponent Meg Whitman, former CEO of eBay, for having all sorts of porn available on the eBay while she was...

There Is Nothing That Carly Fiorina Hated More In The 90s Than Voting

Carly Fiorina is notable for exactly one thing: like three weeks ago, she became famous for having the Internet's worst website. She thought it would be enough, you see, to let people know that the worlds "Carly Fiorina" sort...

Meg Whitman Never Voted Ever Because Of Her FAMILY, You Guys

Comical former eBay CEO and McCain campaign "female supporter" Meg Whitman, currently running for governor of California, has simply had a terrible last week. Some lib for the Sacramento Bee exposed her recently as a lousy civic bum who...

Meg Whitman To Save California

Here's former eBay CEO (and make-believe founder) Meg Whitman, the less terrible of John McCain's two campaign CEO Henchwomen, announcing her run for California governor in 2010, on the YouTube! Ha she is so rich -- she BOUGHT PRINCETON...

John McCain Lies About eBay, Too

John McCain, that poor little rich boy, was born in an Admiral's Castle in the 16th Century, so of course he knows nothing about the Internets, which is why he often repeats some weird depressing thing about how millions...