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Tag: meg mccabe

Meghan McCain to Playboy: I’m ‘Strictly Dickly’

You guys are gonna be sorry you ever said anything mean about Young Meg McCabe, for serious, because her new Playboy interview is out and she is basically the greatest political progeny ever. That's right -- even better than...

Meghan McCain Plans To Eat Her Father’s Bones When He Dies

Well, Meghan McCain loves skull rings and Keith Richards loves skull rings -- he kind of did it first -- and Keith Richards supposedly snorted up some of his cremated father's ashes, so of course Meghan McCain is going...

Meghan McCain’s Wonkette Memories

And what has the politics biblioburro brought us this week? Why, it’s Dirty Sexy Politics by Meghan McCain, America’s flaxen-haired princess of dirt and sex and politics. Meg is a Renaissance Woman, you see: heiress to beer treasures, daughter of...

Do Not Miss The Teevee Spinoff Of Meghan McCain’s Twitter

America's #1 internationally famous web-only human being Meg McCabe will be hosting The View today, widely considered to be the Oscars and Grammys combined of February 4th. Anyone remember if this show is live? Anyone think Googling would be...

A PARAPHRASE OF HIS 2006 COLUMBIA COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS, PROBABLY: "How many fucking times do I have to go to fucking New York this week? How many fucking times can you fucking graduate from fucking Columbia?" - John McCain, biological...

Meghan McCain Is All Sorts Of Disenfranchied, For Being Such A Liberal Nominal Republican!

How do you say " : ( " in Twitter-speak? UPDATE: More randomly chosen POLITICS BUZZWORDS—let's call it a "clarification," for the sake of irony—after the jump.

Meghan McCain’s Twitter’s Daily Beast Exposé About Michael Steele Is Impossibly Scoop-Laden

"Arizona's Sy Hersh" Meghan McCain has uncovered secret publicly available newspaper articles, YouTube videos and blog posts indicating without a doubt that Michael Steele purposely sought to win his current chairmanship of the RNC. This proves intent! Which has...

So There Are Actually Two Sarah Palins But Don’t Panic You Guys!

A perfectly logical explanation for this, after the jump! See? The only possible conclusion is that the one on the left is a post-op Meghan McCain. Hey America, just try ignoring Meghan now that she's actually Sarah Palin.

Meghan McCain Will Take That Misdirected Concern And Attention Now

Just FYI, despite the inaccuracies of the trust Your Facebook Inbox Newswire, Meghan McCain was not mugged and knifed last night—no backwards "M" was carved! The "bottom of this" was very quickly reached when old Megsy remembered that she didn't...

Meghan McCain Will Defend You In Her Experimental Blog Novel, Joe Lieberman!

Now Meghan McCain is going to defend Joe Lieberman! No do not groan, this will be great! You know, at some point, someone will presumably let Meghan McCain in on the Meghan McCain "in-joke." This will be a very...

The Meghan McCain Warholboobstwitter-gate Apologia

It's here it's here it's here! We have not slept since Meghan McCain first promised the promised Daily Beast column in which she would refuse to apologize for her boobs' preference for pop art. This was the biggest scandal...

Meghan McCain Did NOT Enjoy That One Time Your Wonkette Was Nice To Her!

WHAT UP Meg McCabe? It's gonna be like this, is it? "After my recent appearance on Jay Leno, one Web site posted a comment from the editor saying, mockingly, they have a 'NEW ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY for comments of...

The Concept Of “Meghan McCain” Reaches Its Natural And Necessary Conclusion

Well! Now you have gone and done it! Meghan McCain is so furious about the lack of positive attention she received upon posting a photo of her boobs wearing a tank top that she is THISCLOSE to committing the...

It Begins: Meghan McCain’s Gay Marriage/Meghan McCain Publicity Tour

Meghan McCain stopped by American University yesterday to chat with the young college people of today. She is so hip to their jive—she even likes Gays, the most fabulous new store at the Phoenix Mall! She spoke with a...

Beautiful Young Correspondent Meg McCabe Will Interview Rod Blagojevich On The View!

On Wednesday and Thursday the Internet's First Daughter, Meghan McCain, will be appearing on The View, America's most threatening daytime pastiche! She will be filling in for one of the ladies, the Elizabeth one, who plays an uninformed blond...

Meghan McCain Now Threatening To Run Away With Trashy Sturgis Bikers, and She Definitely Should Do This!

Ah, Sturgis ... it's like the "Gathering of the Juggalos" for middle-aged people who saved up enough for a Gold Wing! And the $100-million McCain family just adores acting like they love this dumb populist cretin crap, because, after...