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meet your candidates

Oregon Senate Candidate: Actually Jesus?


OMG. Steve Novick is a hobbit from Oregon who is running for Senate as a Democrat, and he also has a hook hand. He opens a beer with his HOOK HAND, and it's among the better things we've seen in life. He also owns an HDTV and is an Arugula Liberal Elitist. Vote Steve Novick! We must get this man to Washington so he can open beers for us, like a pirate. [YouTube via Steve Novick]

1:26 PM on Tue May 13 2008
By Newell
1,745 views, 44 comments

Latest by pnoordijk: Not only does he open beer with his hook. He sells beer to fund raise! [www.c-esystems.com] I love novick, but seriously, I love Merkley too. The guy did run the world affairs council of Oregon, and it although more »

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Republican Congressional Candidate Videotapes People Having Sex!

Pennsylvania's fifth congressional district front-runner, Republican Derek Walker, has been charged with two misdeameanors and four felonies for jaywalking repeatedly. And by jaywalking we mean stalking and videotaping some guy slamming Walker's ex-girlfriend at her house. The question is, of course, whose sex bits was his camera focusing on? More »

3:48 PM on Thu Apr 17 2008
By Newell
8,643 views, 42 comments

meet your candidates

Congressional Candidate Confuses Voters With Mystical Last Name


This is Bill Cahir, Iraq War veteran hero and Democratic congressional candidate from Pennsylvania's 5th district. His last name is pronounced "Care," as in "Care Bears." Here is a video of him trying to explain the pronunciation to Pennsylvania's rural voters, who don't buy his fancy-pants space alien phonics. [YouTube via Philadelphia Will Do]

1:35 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Newell
598 views, 17 comments