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Sarah Palin-Endorsed Idaho Congressional Candidate Loves Barack Obama’s Speeches
Idaho congressional candidate Vaughn Ward was so happy when Sarah Palin came to endorse him and help him raise $50,000 from nearby fat-cat potato planters last week, even though Sarah Palin lost her clothes and had to steal new ones, probably from Vaughn Ward. Ward, considered the Favorite going into tomorrow’s GOP primary, may be [...]
Jonah Goldberg’s Secret Brother Is Running For Office, In Liberal New York!
Oh ho ho, a secret human, unearthed? We have found the Third Goldberg: Lucianne, Jonah, and now Joshua — who is running for New York City Council representing the Upper West Side! As a Republican, of course, so… yeah. Just a complete waste of time, this campaign.
More Battle Cries From The Iranian Tea Party Twitter Revolution
Here’s the latest idiot, South Carolina state senator David Thomas (of Wendy’s fame!), who appears to have launched a 2010 congressional bid. His Twitter feed is loaded with goods: “Green tea (OK it’s Chi Comm stuff…shame, shame) is good sub every now and then for even MY fresh ground French roast… FRENCH,” “The Supreme Leader [...]
Oregon Senate Candidate: Actually Jesus?
Republican Congressional Candidate Videotapes People Having Sex!
Congressional Candidate Confuses Voters With Mystical Last Name
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