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MEET THE PRESIDENTS

George Washington Guilty of Everything

Monday, February 16th, 2009

He worshiped Satan, too!It’s the Presidents’ Day Sale Day, of course, which is why you’re not at work reading Wonkette. But experts say the federal holiday is actually to remember one of the first American presidents, George Washington. Let’s remember the good times and the bad, like when his 300 African slaves tried to kill his wife. MORE »


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Blame George Washington For Everything

Monday, February 18th, 2008

He worshiped Satan, too!It is the Presidents Day Sale Day, of course, which is why you’re not at work reading Wonkette. But experts say the federal holiday is actually to remember one of the first American presidents, George Washington. Let’s remember the good times and the bad, like when his 300 African slaves tried to kill his wife. MORE »