Tag: medicine

PSA: Maple Syrup Will Not Cure Your Baby’s Swollen Brains Because It Is Not Medicine

Welcome welcome! It's time once more for the Snake Oil Bulletin. Today we present a Special Edition of the Bulletin, with a very specific, important message: Please, for the love of all things holy, GIVE YOUR CHILDREN REAL HONKING...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Teen Charlatan Just As Bad As The Grown-Up Kind

Welcome, friends! It's time once more for your weekly round-up of flim-flammery and balderdash, the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we're making a return to the world of medicine, a field with which your Dr. la Volpe, DDS, PhD,...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Treat Your Deadly Allergic Reactions The Natural Way!

Welcome back, you clinking clanking clattering collections of caliginous junk! It's time once more for the Snake Oil Bulletin! We had a long break over the holidays, which was perfect for refilling our woo tanks with all the latest...
Oh, look at him acting like he Knows Things

Obama Says Climate Change Causes Asthma; Republicans Immediately Stop Breathing To Show Him Who’s Boss

Despite the fact that only 97% of climate scientists are convinced that global warming is real, President Barack Obama nonetheless met with medical and scientific experts Tuesday for a roundtable discussion of the public health impacts of climate change....
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Mike Huckabee Has One Weird Trick To Cure Diabetes (It Is ‘Money From Hucksters’)

Like Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee is going to tell you a few secrets that Big Pharma doesn't want you to know. No, seriously! That's how he's making money these days, and it's all because he wants to be president and...
Another good reason to use birth control

Catholic Mommy Bloggers Explain Why They Don’t Like Or Understand Birth Control

A couple weeks back, Buzzfeed posted photos of its employees explaining why they used birth control. It's a lot of the old, tired "I deserve a say in what happens to my body and my life," and "I take birth...

Socialized ER Care Is Such A Sweet Deal, Unless You Have Ball Cancer

Isn’t it wonderful to live in the land of socialized health care, where You People can all go to the ER of our local hospitals and receive medical services that everyone else pays for? As Mitt pointed out, “If...

Mitt Romney To Nutter Rapey Doctor Last Year: ‘We Agree On Almost Everything’

You may have heard over the past few days of Dr. Jack Willke (because you read Wonkette with slavish devotion), the crazy man who spreads the lie that you can't get pregnant if you're goodly and righteously raped. You...

You Still Can’t Take A Chicken To The Doctor Unless It Is A Chicken Doctor

Remember that LA Times article from a couple months back where they revealed that the average American family pays about $20,000 for health care every year? And then ran the article with a picture of a Hyundai...

Bristol Palin’s Facelift Was ‘Necessary For Medical Reasons’

Sure, it seemed strange when we read famed Hollywood reproducer Bristol Palin was moving "to Los Angeles from Wasilla, Alaska" to live with two black people and will be "working" at "a job" for what will be the most...

Evil Stem Cells Further Gay Agenda By Curing Guy With HIV

Doctors in Germany believe they have cured a 42-year-old man of HIV after giving him a stem cell transplant three years ago, apparent Halloween-novelty medical journal Blood reports. Well isn't this just great news for the Gay Agenda. Germany,...

Rand Paul Doctor Club: Obama Elected By Literally Hypnotizing Voters

Rand Paul does not believe in joining legitimate medical organizations that are the industry standard, so instead of joining the American Medical Association, he joined the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, of which his father is also a...

GOOD THING BARACK OBAMA DID NOT ALSO ASK THAT AMERICA RECEIVE THIS TOO: Hey mazel tov to the three Americans who have WON the Nobel Prize in Medicine and therefore the morning. It is also the first time that...

Socialized Medicine=Mandatory Sex Changes!

Little-known fact about this revolutionary new healthcare scheme for all Americans: it will force you to have your genitals remade into opposite-looking genitals. But the procedure will be "free," sort of, just like those abortions you'll be enjoying on...

Obama Picks Some Non-Sanjay Gupta Person For Surgeon General

The world will always remember the day when the Obama presidency began its tragic downward spiral: the day that Dr. Sanjay Gupta, television's handsomest authority on thyroid pills, decided that he wanted to "spend more time with his family"...

Butterstick Takes It Up The Hindquarters For Science

The life of Butterstick the National Zoo panda follows an all-too-common trajectory: we've seen him grow from adorable infant to teenage crack-whore to compulsive leg-humper and now, to a middle-aged adult with irritable bowels. Butterstick had to get a colonoscopy...