Please sir, may we have some more?
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!
Just think of all the Freedom!
Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!
Next week: Trump discovers ISIS may be hard to defeat, even with torture.
Just think of the great deals on military hardware he can negotiate if we buy from Russia!
Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.
Extremism in the defense of kicking people off insurance for pre-existing conditions is probably a vice, really.
Florida Man worries about Death Panels.
This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!
So here's how the Republicans will cut insurance costs: Let insurance companies sell policies that cover almost nothing.
Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job?
Kicking 20 million Americans off health insurance? Sickening.
You won't believe how completely Trump has figured this out. All the pieces are coming together. No, you can't peek.
Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!