Tag: Medicare

Donald Trump Will Make The Bedsores On Your Nana’s Ass Great Again

Donald Trump loves Grandma. He just loves corporations more.

Donald Trump Set To Unveil Exciting Poor-Fucking Budget, For Poor-Fucking!

Please sir, may we have some more?

Trumponomics Just A Golden Shower! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 25, 2017

Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!

President Hillary Clinton Releases Marvelous Plan To Improve Obamacare, Aren’t You Glad She Won?

Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!
Mother should I run for president? Good god, no.

Trump Recession Will Be Excellent News For Donald Trump!

Just think of all the Freedom!

LOL Kellyanne Conway’s Talking To Toasters! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 13, 2017

Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump: Health Care, Like Facebook Relationship Statuses, ‘Complicated’

Next week: Trump discovers ISIS may be hard to defeat, even with torture.

How Donald Trump Will Increase Defense Spending: So Much Magic, We’ll Get Sick Of Magic!

Just think of the great deals on military hardware he can negotiate if we buy from Russia!

Marco Rubio Is Today’s Senator Who Has No Dick

Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.

House Teabaggers Want To Murder All Of Obamacare RIGHT NOW, Or Die Tryin’!

Extremism in the defense of kicking people off insurance for pre-existing conditions is probably a vice, really.
Not how it works after all

More Town Hall Fun Times! Florida GOP Guy Quite Miffed You Children Mocking His Death Panels

Florida Man worries about Death Panels.

Yes, Trump’s HHS Pick Tom Price Is Grifty, But He’s Also A Whackjob. Win-Win!

This Tom Price guy is a real piece of work. Let's put him in charge of the nation's health care!

Minnesota Republicans Pass Health Insurance ‘Reform’ That Doesn’t Cover Any Actual Medical Stuff

So here's how the Republicans will cut insurance costs: Let insurance companies sell policies that cover almost nothing.

HHS Nominee Tom Price Will Fit Great In Trump Cabinet, Because Of How He Is Grafty

Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job?
Bravely taking to his feet / He beat a very brave retreat

Obamacare Supporters Scare Colorado Republican Away, Hold Gross ‘Cough-In’ At Trump Restaurant

Kicking 20 million Americans off health insurance? Sickening.
The plan is this guy. He'll be everyone's doctor.

Wise, Kind And Handsome Donald Trump Promises ‘Health Insurance For Everybody’

You won't believe how completely Trump has figured this out. All the pieces are coming together. No, you can't peek.