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Tag: Medicare

Obama Makes Us All Cry One Last Time. Wonkagenda for January 11, 2016

Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!
Just gonna make America great again here

Trump Voters Would Like Some Medicare For All Please

So here is a heck of a not very surprising surprise: In focus groups of Trump voters held in Rust Belt states, the Kaiser Foundation found that while Trump voters mostly said they didn't like Obamacare -- especially not...

Bernie Sanders To Donald Trump: *Somebody’s* Doing The Lying!

Bernie Sanders is back in the Senate, and HE'S GOT VISUAL AIDS.

Team Trump Thinks Grandma Millie Has Too Much Money. Luckily, They’re Here To Help!

'No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.' -- Lily Tomlin

Obama Hates 22nd Amendment. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Trump University keeps a door open for charity, Scott Walker cleans up climate change, and the student debt bubble gets bigger. Your daily news brief!

Chuck Schumer Announces Plan To Grow Spine On Obamacare, Let GOP Hang Itself

Democrats with a spine? WHOA IF TRUE!

Badass Nancy Pelosi Officially Re-Elected Boss Of You

The votes are tallied, and Leader Pelosi will continue to lead House Democrats forever and ever!

Team Of Evils: Trump’s Pick For HHS Can’t Wait To Repeal Obamacare, Privatize Medicare, Certify Orphans As ‘Food’

You could find worse people to head HHS. They're undoubtedly going to other cabinet positions.
government keep your hands off my medicare

Paul Ryan: Oh, By The Way, We’re Killing Off Medicare. Enjoy!

He's throwing out the baby and the bathwater. Hey, how did Grandma get in that tub too?
i mean it's not 'grab em by the pussy' but still...

AT&T Loves America So Much It’s Selling Customers’ Privacy Straight To Law Enforcement

AT&T helps law enforcement reach out and touch someone without warrants -- and you help pay for it!
Bill, you silver-tongued devil, you...

Bill Clinton Clarifies He Never Had Hate-Sex With Obamacare

Thanks a lot, Bill!
Very concerned. And not a little constipated.

Mike Pence Pretty Mad At Hillary Clinton For Only Having 1/26th Trump’s Proposed National Debt

Would you believe supposed deficit hawk Mike Pence is lying about how Hillary Clinton's economic plan would affect deficits and debt? Of course you would!
That works for political careers and reputations, too.

Paul Ryan Releases GOP Plan To Replace Obamacare With Awesome New Plan Someday

The Republicans finally have a plan to replace Obamacare! It's really more of a wish list for brainstorming what a plan might look like, after some planning.

Nancy Pelosi Just Cold Trollin’ Paul Ryan Now, And Also She Hatin’

Pelosi can't stop chuckle-snorting about what a weenus Paul Ryan is, and it's GREAT.

Human Trash Fire Sam Brownback Set To Gut Public Education In Kansas, Hooray

You know, one of the biggest problems with having Sam Brownback as governor of Kansas is that his endless evisceration of government funding means that we have to find newer and better ways to say, "What's the matter with Kansas?"...
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