medical marijuana
Innovative Californians Discover Key To Boosting Voter Turnout: Free Weed
Your average American is far too savvy a consumer to just go and do things because it’s a “civic duty” or whatever. These are people who won’t even buy a 12-pack of soda unless it’s on an endcap at the supermarket and is being pushed at 50 percent off, so why should they go to [...]
Smoke Em If You Got Em: Appeals Court To Decide Whether You Can Get Hiiiiighhhh
In a CLEARLY partisan move, a federal court is going to review “evidence” and “science” and listen to a bunch of “doctors” so they can decide once and for all if the American people should be free to get highhhhhhh. For the first time in 20 years, a federal court will review scientific evidence on [...]
Head DEA Agent Sticking To Story: Jazz Drugs Will Make You Rape White Women Or Something (Video)
There was a video posted online yesterday, friends. A video showcasing such unparalleled gall, such an absurd devotion to nonsensical untruths, that it could have only come from one place: Congress. It is a video of Colorado Congressman Jared Polis taking a large, thick-streamed whiz on whatever credibility the Drug Enforcement Administration had left — [...]
Mitt Romney Loses His Cool
We think this might have been how Bing Crosby looked when he got too much Scotch in him and started beating on his wife and kids. What brings the scary early scenes of The Stepfather out of mild-mannered Mittens? QUESTIONS! Questions about gay marriage, and children of undocumented workers getting in-state tuition, and medical marijuana, [...]
DC Council Smart Alecks Vote To Legalize Medical Marijuana On 4/20
Happy National Marijuana Day, hippies, because you will soon be able to get marijuana legally if you’re all fukk’d up and dying: “The D.C. Council unanimously approved a bill Tuesday to allow chronically ill patients to receive a doctor’s prescription to use marijuana and buy it from a city-sanctioned distribution center. Under the bill, which [...]
Everyone Do Some Celebratory ‘Stoner Culture Thing’ In Honor Of New Jersey!
Medical marijuana is now legal in the nearby state of New Jersey! This is a thing MTV orchestrated, for its popular Jersey Shore documentary series. [New York Times] Miep Gies, the very nice Dutch lady who hid Anne Frank and her family from the cast of Jersey Shore, has died at 100. [Washington Post] Today [...]
No Worries If You Want To Smoke Because Obama Is So Chill About It
Good news! If you live any of the states that is not one of the lame ones—that is, one of fourteen that is cool with marijuana for medical whatever—then Obama will not arrest you for that. “Two Justice Department officials described the new policy to The Associated Press, saying prosecutors will be told it is [...]
Medical Marijuana Ads Featuring Tragically Ill People Bum Everybody Out
Which Candidate Will Give This Man a Medical Marijuana Cigarette?
Mitt Romney Refuses To Smoke Up Disabled Guy
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