Tag: media

'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.

Butthurt Americans Made Many Butthurt Election Complaints To FCC This Year!

For real, Americans' FCC complaints this year were PRETTY DUMB.

Seven Times The Media Lied About Trump’s New HUD Pick, Ben Carson, By Quoting Him

The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all.


Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Donald Trump Just Wants MSNBC’s Katy Tur To Know SOMETHING IS HAPPENING, KATY!

Wonkette has reached out to Katy Tur to find out if she knows something is happening, Katy.

Dear Media: Can You Please Let Donald Trump Step On His OWN Dick? Thanks.


Is It Time For The Press To STFU About Hillary Clinton’s Press Conferences?

SPOILER: The answer is yes.

Hillary Clinton Hacked Up Lung In Cleveland, And NBC News Is ON IT!

Dear NBC: Delete your account.

Hillary Clinton’s Mental Health Policy Announcement Lost In Coverage Of Anthony Weiner’s Dick

Hillary Clinton released a detailed proposal to improve mental health care Monday, and it's largely gone unnoticed. That's just plain crazy.

Donald Trump Thanks America For Liking Hillary Clinton Better Than Him

Trump very excitedly tweeted a poll that shows him losing to Hillary. Is he just plain delusional now? (Yes.)

Newt Gingrich Wants America To Just Lie Back And Think Of Trumpland

Newt says that in order to fully enjoy the Donald Trump Experience, you just have to "relax and take it."

Trump Brings Back 1993 Vince Foster Suicide Conspiracies, Toe Rings Not Far Behind

Donald Trump refers to Vince Foster's suicide as 'very fishy' in Washington Post interview. You know WHAT ELSE is very fishy?

We Sure Yelled At The Media A Lot This Year, For Sucking

We here at ye olde Yr Wonkette are not A Journalist. Which does not mean we do not know how journalism is formed. We (yr editrix Rebecca Schoenkopf) went to journalism school, for journalism, and then taught college journalism...
San Bernardino Police Chief Jarrod Burguan, i.e. the man with the information.

San Bernardino Was Terrorism And The Media Is A Mess. Your Weekly Top Ten.

Good Saturday morning, Wonkers! What a week, huh? We come back from Thanksgiving, only to be greeted by not one, but TWO grand scale mass shootings. Both religiously-motivated, it seems. Only one we're officially calling "terrorism," and we're calling...