For real, Americans' FCC complaints this year were PRETTY DUMB.
The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all.
Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.
Wonkette has reached out to Katy Tur to find out if she knows something is happening, Katy.
WE ARE NOT DEFENDING DONALD TRUMP.
SPOILER: The answer is yes.
Dear NBC: Delete your account.
Hillary Clinton released a detailed proposal to improve mental health care Monday, and it's largely gone unnoticed. That's just plain crazy.
Trump very excitedly tweeted a poll that shows him losing to Hillary. Is he just plain delusional now? (Yes.)
SPOILER ALERT: We are not!
Donald Trump, feminist.
Newt says that in order to fully enjoy the Donald Trump Experience, you just have to "relax and take it."
Donald Trump refers to Vince Foster's suicide as 'very fishy' in Washington Post interview. You know WHAT ELSE is very fishy?
We here at ye olde Yr Wonkette are not A Journalist. Which does not mean we do not know how journalism is formed. We (yr editrix Rebecca Schoenkopf) went to journalism school, for journalism, and then taught college journalism...
Good Saturday morning, Wonkers! What a week, huh? We come back from Thanksgiving, only to be greeted by not one, but TWO grand scale mass shootings. Both religiously-motivated, it seems. Only one we're officially calling "terrorism," and we're calling...
Hey ALL THE MEDIA, you still having fun investigatin' the San Bernardino terrorist attack? (Yes, we can call it that now, because the FBI confirmed it. See how that works, Fox News?) Have you come up with any new...