Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
Please sue us Breitbart.
Hey, how about news that's as biased as Fox, but doesn't reveal its ideology openly?
Republicans don't trust higher education. Yes, we should have told you to sit down first.
Paul LePage isn't lying. He's just a postmoderninst.
Tucker Carlson may not be the stepping-stone to fame he thinks he is, maybe.
Condolences to his family, etc., but the man really was scum.
Were Bill O'Reilly's firing and the cancellation of 'Last Man Standing' the nefarious work of an evil left-wing cabal? Don't we wish!
Fox & Friends Newshounds Find Buried Lede In Lester Holt Trump Interview: Holt Rudely Asked Questions!
Nine interruptions is nothing. Let Bill O'Reilly show you how to interrupt a president!
OH NO The Democrats Shut Down The Government! In The Future! Say Liars And Idiots And Donald Trump! (Redundant!)
Let's not negotiate with a hostage taker.
Wonkette Conspiracy Corner!
So little time, so much stupid!
Science: What has it ever done for us?