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  the goober king

Unimaginative Loser Joe Walsh Still Insists He Doesn’t Owe Child Support

Human feces clump media whore Congressman Joe Walsh lurvs the attentionz! Except when it is about how he is a terrible loser with regard to the actual people who depend on him, his children. Therefore, we will provide this Important Update on the ONGOING SAGA of “why is Joe Walsh such a deadbeat dad?” because that is the only thing he deserves to be known for. Here is some strained reasoning that Joe Walsh wants to share with us today, totally unnecessarily as far as anyone is concerned, except to give us another reason to laugh at him: Walsh now claims he didn’t pay $117,000 in back child support payments that he owes, because he and his wife reached a “verbal agreement” that he would stop sending money because he had none (after being elected to a six-figure salaried job in Congress). Read more on Unimaginative Loser Joe Walsh Still Insists He Doesn’t Owe Child Support…
  it's funny because it's true

John McCain Calls Sarah Palin ‘Irrelevant’

Ancient Aztec death-mummy and known media whore John McCain participated in his usual Sunday ritual yesterday: he crashed his plane in Vietnam and then put in an appearance on Meet the Press. And on that very important talk show, he said something that was actually true! You will never guess what that true thing was! (HINT DO NOT LOOK AT POST TITLE) Read more on John McCain Calls Sarah Palin ‘Irrelevant’…
  that's not funny

Pat Buchanan’s Shocking Hate Speech Against Sweet Levi Johnston

We kind of like the young Alaskan who mistakenly knocked up Alex Rodriguez, which is why it’s so difficult to watch Pat Buchanan uttering this wild-eyed suggestion to drown him, in the crick. Buchanan is such a racist against the descendants of gold miners. [Media Matters] Read more on Pat Buchanan’s Shocking Hate Speech Against Sweet Levi Johnston…