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Sarah Palin Calls Jesus Gun-Humpin’ Idiot

Our Lady of The You Betcha Moose Chili dun got her on Facebook again, or at least her ghostwriter did (Willow maybe?), to libel Jesus, Prince of Peace, as a big dumb NRA-humping gun-licker: JESUS WOULD FIGHT FOR OUR SECOND AMENDMENT Taking...

Here Is Your Survey To Measure Wonkette’s Market Penetration Thought Leadering

Recently, Media Research Center, the low-rent conservative version of Media Matters, did a survey in order to get feedback on their greatness, and we were in awe of the survey, becaues there was simply no way to not celebrate...

Nice Time: MRC Posts ‘Gotcha’ Video About California’s Transgender Locker Room Law, Accidentally Fills It With Nuance And Thoughtfulness

This fellow Dan Joseph, from Brent Bozell's Media Research Center, posted a hilarious-so-funny video of himself pretending to be "a transgender" by talking like a BIIIIIIIG FAG and lisping things like "My name is Dan, I am a transgender,...

Dick Armey Sorry He Dished To Most Sinister Far-Left Outlet On The Planet, ‘Media Matters’

Were any of you as surprised as we were when Dick Armey decided to dish about all the crimes going on at his "grassroots" Tea Party group to the most sinister far-left outlet on the planet, Media Matters, last...

Wingnuts Furious: Washington Post Called A Thing By The Name That It Is Called

Hey Tim Graham of the Media Research Center writing in Newsbusters, how are you contributing to the education and enlightenment of the Internet today? "Tasteless: In Newtown Aftermath, WashPost Cites So-called 'Saturday Night Massacre' in First Sentence of Bork...

Michelle Obama Spends More Time on Television Than Actual Actors, According to Vague Statement

We have been following Michelle Obama's television escapades - most recently, an appearance on The Biggest Loser and Colbert - and we are not the only ones. Fox News would like you to know that Michelle Obama is now...

Amazing Magazine ‘The Conservative Teen’ Has A Lot To Say, None Of It By Teens

Today is a good day. Here is a magazine called The Conservative Teen, whose first issue is miraculously FREE and ONLINE for you to read in its entirety. The Conservative Teen appears to essentially be one of those "$4.99...

Founder Of Media Research Center Brent Bozell Has No Idea What First Amendment Does

L. Brent Bozell III, the erudite and thoughtful fuhrer of rightwing hacktanks like the Media Research Center, proved his bona fides for leading anything that conducts "research" into "media," by evincing via Twitterz a complete and total non-understanding of...

Child With Slightly Painted Foot Infuriates Conservatives

"A J.Crew ad that shows a top designer painting her young son’s toenails neon pink has some parents and doctors seeing red," reports Fox News. Why are America's physicians and people who have no role in the life of...

Joe The Plumber Looks To Bone Someone At Anti-Media Dinner

There seemed to be a hilarious awards ceremony dinner in Washington last night thrown by the Media Research Center, which researches how liberal and gay the media is. It was called the "DisHonor Awards" -- see what they did...

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