Tag: media matters

The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.
Republican creative type.

Ted Nugent Says He Isn’t Hate Speech, YOU’RE The Hate Speech!

Unlike the slightly classier Frank Stallone, Nugent will not be apologizing for his remarks about the Parkland survivors.

Fox News And Steve Bannon Invited To Go Fuck Themselves At Their Earliest Convenience

These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!

DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017

Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.

Bill O’Reilly Claims Bill O’Reilly An Innocent Victim Of Liberals, Just Like George Washington

Apparently Media Matters (and a really good Bill O'Reilly voice impersonator) just took 13 years to successfully put a hit out on his career.

CNN Fires Nazi Joke Jeffrey Lord Over Nazi Joke

He keeps using that word. We do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Sean Hannity Just Asking: Can’t We Boycott Rachel Maddow For ‘Reasons’?

Sean Hannity knows the real enemy: That lady with higher ratings.

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is A Bot Account Used To Spread Disinformation

Disclaimer: None of the comments in this week's edition were actually deleted. Some weren't even comments!

Hannity Going On Vacation To Farm Where He Can Run And Chase Chickens All Day Long

Is Sean Hannity headed for the Home For Retired Fox Hosts? Probably not. But one can hope.

Sean Hannity Finally Shuts The Fuck Up About Seth Rich Murder. Thanks, Liberal Fascists!

Sean Hannity is such a mensch. Or maybe a putz. Yeah, that second one.

Devin Nunes Can’t Shut Up! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 23, 2017

Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!

Trump Ally Alex Jones: Obama’s Father Smelt Of Elderberries, And His Mother Was A Hamster

This post seemed like a good idea at the time.
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Monday, September 12, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Look at 'em schemin'!

Hillary Clinton Attended Birthday Party Of Clinton Foundation Official Bill Clinton! GO TO JAIL!

OMG, you guys, the noose is definitely tightening around the many foul crimes Hillary Clinton committed while Secretary of State, when she did all kinds of rotten stuff that would simply shock you, and which any ordinary American would...
You might recall him from such previous tweets as...

Trump’s Favorite Clinton Fantasy Author Awfully Fond Of N-Word

Robert Morrow, the co-author of one of Donald Trump's favorite books smearing Bill and Hillary Clinton, has an inordinate fondness for the n-word. You won't see him tied down by political correctness! Or common decency either.