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Posts Tagged ‘mclean’

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE XMAS

Dick Lugar’s Drunk Wife Crashes Into Parked Car

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Jack Daniels nipping at your nose ....It’s the holiday season, which means the Northern Virginia suburbs are going to be particularly deadly until January 3 or so, as Republican congresspeople and their drunken wives and rent boys wreak havoc on the icy suburban streets. Congratulations to Charlene Lugar, wife of Republican Senator Dick Lugar, for winning the “First of the Season” award by just crashing into a parked car, because she was (allegedly!) drunk. MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

Cheney’s New House Is CIA Adjacent

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

House of Horrors.Everybody knows the three rules of real estate: Location, Refinance, Foreclosure. But our best vice president ever, Dick Cheney, is focused on the first part of that maxim by building his “retirement” house literally across the street from CIA headquarters in McLean, Virginia. MORE »