Tag: mcdonald’s

The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare Again! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 22, 2017

What's in double-secret TrumpCare, why SOME Dems hate Nancy Pelosi, and Justin Trudeau is using the 'doughnut strategy' to deal with Trump. Your morning news brief!

McDonald’s Finds New, Easier Way To Shove McDonald’s Down Your Wide-Open Gullet

Everyone having a solid weekend? Hope you're not thinking about pending Cabinet appointments. Is Frank Booth about to be named Oxygen Czar? Hey, at this point, why the hell not? In spite of that whole deal, here's a little...

Happy 55th Birthday, President Obama! Check Out These Badass Senior Discounts We Found You!

We are just being silly, Obama is not old! But he does qualify for a bunch of good deals, and we think he'd be a fool to pass them up.
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McDonald’s Determines Blind Man Does Not Deserve Fries With That

Remember that time the old lady spilled McDonald's insanely hot coffee in her lap and was awarded a multi-million dollar judgment? Then everyone freaked the hell out because who cares if the coffee was as hot as a thousand...

Let’s Talk About Salon’s Flaming, Half-Masticated Dick Some More. Your Weekly Top Ten!

OH HEY WONKERS, WHAT IS SHAKING? We are fine, thank you for asking. So, it's Saturday and that means it's time for your weekly Top Ten list, which is all the stories YOU LOVED THE MOSTEST! Maybe you have read them...

Supreme Court Tells McDonald’s To Shut Its Mac-Hole About Seattle’s $15 Minimum Wage

What's a fast food company to do when duly elected government officials enact a law designed to make companies treat their workers like human beings? In McDonald's case, the answer is "sue all the way to the Supreme Court."...

Stories Of Truly Fantastic Restaurant Bosses

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. For our last Wonkette Off The Menu, we bring you stories of fantastic restaurant managers and where to find...

Utah Republican Wishes Porn Would Stop Forcing Utah Republican To Watch Porn

Know those hilarious statistics that say the most sexxx porn is watched by residents of the most conservative states, like Utah? We're not a social scientist, but we'd guess it has something to do with how if something is intensely condemned by...

Evil Carl’s Jr. CEO Can Hardly Wait To Replace Workers With Robots

Are you ready to meet the most dickheaded CEO in the fast food game today? Well, tough noogies, you're going to anyway, because this a-hole deserves to be recognized. One of the arguments opponents of a minimum wage hike LOOOOOOOOVE...

Donald Trump’s Crimes Against Food Cannot Go Unanswered

Donald Trump is a horrific amalgamation of spray-tan contents, bile, and discarded golden retriever hair -- on this, we can all agree. He's advocated for war crimes, spoken out against the First Amendment, and committed atrocities against decency almost...

Stories of Restaurant Customers Who Were Basically Satan

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got the old standby: terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad restaurant customers. As always, these are real...

Florida Man Hurls Gator Through Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window, Becomes Apex Florida Man

It's been way too long since we've had the opportunity to check in on the adventures of Florida Man. Happily, he's back. There's just no more clever way to say this: a dude in Royal Palm Beach, Florida, hurled an alligator...

Stories Of Restaurant Employees Who Unleashed Their Inner Smartass

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we have one of our personal favorite topics: smartass restaurant employees who dialed up the smartass to...

Stories of Restaurant Customers Who Were Just The Best (Yes, Really)

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, as a palate cleanser from the last two weeks, we've got a subject new to Wonkette: truly...