Senatorial daughter and children’s propaganda author Meghan McCain still appears to be getting paychecks from The Daily Beast for her random thoughts about her dad’s campaign, which most Americans have already forgotten. In today’s blog article, Meghan chimes in on the recent chatter about Republicans trying to carve out their own Internets — be it on Republican Twitter, which will soon replace the entire Main Stream Media, or Michael Steele’s upcoming “off-the-hook” black & Mexican hip-hop torrent hub. Meghan writes that UMM HELLO she *tried* to get these old slobs online during the campaign with her shoe blog, but UMM HELLO they all like hated it?? MORE »

Ok here is something annoying: when your journalistic media groups bill an interview as somebody “speaking out” on a topic when in fact they’re just mouthing the blandest pablum imaginable. Why even bother devoting another whole post to boring old Meghan McCain and her insistence that her boring mother has a really fun sense of humor? Well, because it’s a slow news day, that’s why. Plus HA, she had to be awake and in some terrible TV studio in Arizona at 5 o’clock this morning. [CNN]

“John McCain” sent this e-mail to supporters today in response to a WaPo article Friday stating that New Hampshire officials are considering moving its primary to early December. McCain is freaking. the. fuck. out. His campaign has decided that “the most effective way we can prepare is to put 100% of our New Hampshire budget in the bank right now” (emphasis theirs). Well excuuuuuse us! Would you like anything else Mr. Fourth Place Broke Guy? Chicken salad sandwich? Country club membership? Suggestion: Get your daughter’s hot friend Mary Anne to ask next time.