Tag: Mazie Hirono

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Senate Democrats Tell Obama To SPILL IT DUDE On Russian Interference In Election

Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Harry Reid, Democrats Ask Donald Trump To Deport Steve Bannon Back To 1938

People seem not to like this Steve Bannon. Maybe it's the haircut. Or the fascism.

America’s Favoritest Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Wins Re-Election With Spy Photo Of Opponent Picking Out Dress

Sorry, guys, but GAME OVER. Illinois Congressman and paragon of personal responsibility Joe Walsh has handily defeated his opponent even with four weeks or whatever left to go. How did he do this? By holding up, during their debate,...

Politicians From America’s Weirdo Unattached States Form Unholy Alliance

There has often emerged from the American electorate a sort of vague, inchoate idea that more "bipartisanship" is needed in our politics. Elitists who are heavily connected to the financial services industry but are cool with abortion and...