Wonkette

• Surfing the net and being able to “rub one out” are the soothing remedies used by workers of all levels. [Rock Creek Rambler]

• Once again, DC is screwed by the suburbs. [Carrie Broadshoulders]
• DC dude-bloggers’ tips on how to run your “Hoo Ha beautification regimen.” [First Date DC]
• Finally something to distinguish the mayoral candidates! Vincent Orange hates the gays, Cropp loves ‘em. [Cut DC Taxes; DCist]

• Washington reporters use the “indirect occupational status mack technique” because deep-inside, they hate themselves. [Brunch Bird]

• “DC’s mentality regarding the relationship between sex and status, perfectly encapsulated in a ten second exchange.” [The DC Universe]
• You’ve made parodies of it’s title for weeks now, you know you wanna see it - Snakes on Plane premieres tonight! [Metroblogging DC]
• Cropp and Fenty agree to debate, Post refers to it as a showdown - we bet no one shows up. [WaPo]

So we don’t have too much of a stake in the New Orleans Mayoral elections and it’s a bit (or a lot) out of our usual purview, but someone sent us this tip that we just can’t pass up. We don’t know much about candidate Kimberly Williamson Butler, but we have been to New Orleans, and, uh, this picture doesn’t quite look right to us:

On the left, the header image of Butler’s campaign website. On the right, a picture of New Orleans Square in Disneyland. And, uh, we’re not sayin’, we’re just sayin’… frankly, we don’t remember what the trash cans looked like in the French Quarter, but the cleanliness of the street and the presence of fannypackin’ middle-Americans has us a wee bit suspicious. MORE »