Watch out America, because Eliot Spitzer is buying LAND, LAND we tell you! LAND! In Washington D.C., right near where he banged the gal that time in the hotel thing. MORE »

There are two iconic Washington hotels, swank palaces so famous that their very names have come to define the two main activities of our political elite: corruption and whoring. The first, of course, is the Watergate. The second is the Mayflower, which was named for the famous pimpette Sydney Biddle Barrows, the “Mayflower Madam.” It’s a little pricey even by D.C. lodging standards, so if you’re a regular there, you’re probably a regular user of $4,300 hookers — according to the liberal New York Times. MORE »

The Yeas & Nays boys at Examiner went over to the Mayflower hotel in DC and checked out the very room where Eliot Spitzer *allegedly* had sex with an employee of the Emperor’s Club VIP. We give this room five Whore Diamonds — too trashy for that pretentious “Maya,” but good for most hookers. Check out more pics of where Eliot’s ladyfriend Spitz, over at Y&N’s site! [Yeas & Nays]