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WHITE HOUSE

Hey Everybody, Here’s a Rumor About Laura Bush!

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

Careful, vampire gal! - WonketteYesterday’s anonymous unsubstantiated crazy irresponsible rumor turned out to be 100% true, so let’s go with another one:

Is it true Laura Bush is living part time in the Mayflower Hotel because she cant stand being around George who is drunk all the time?

It would take a federal prosecution to even confirm that Laura Bush is still alive, so this will not be one of those “Jim Webb’s a heavily armed psychotic” things that sort of reveals itself. MORE »