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Thousands of dockworkers from Seattle to San Diego didn’t show up at work today, forcing the closure of all 29 ports in the Western United States — including the busiest American ports at Los Angeles and Long Beach. What the hell? MORE »

OH YEAH IT’S ALSO ‘LAW DAY’: What, there’s another made-up anti-May Day holiday today? Would you like to read something sad & hilarious? Here’s Bush’s “Law Day Proclamation” for May 1, 2008. [White House]

Are you feeling extra hippieish today, hippies? Maybe a little more communal, communists? That’s because it’s May Day, the main drunken pagan sex holiday of the first week of May. In fact, today used to be America’s Labor Day, until right-wing bloggers of the Soviet era found out it was actually a commie holiday built around the commie traditions of a) abortion and b) colorful paper streamers. And then the evil “May Day” was patriotically converted into “Loyalty Day” … but did anybody tell the Mexicans? MORE »

As millions of angry Mexican laborers cripple U.S. cities with massive pro-immigration protests — or not, because they’re too scared of being deported — white Americans are having a crucial debate about the tragic crisis in the comments of this New York Times’ blog we just found.

Here’s a sample; join us after the jump for much, much more:

WE MUST MAKE THESE IMMIGRANTS BECOME LEGAL AND ALSO LEARN ENGLISH LANGUAGE AND BE ABLE TO READ ROAD SIGNS BEFORE WE ALL GET KILLED. THIS IS TERRIBLE THAT THEY HAVE THEIR OWN WAY OF SPEAKING AND OF DOING THINGS IN OUR COUNTRY. Also, leave the dope in their country we don’t need it here

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