McCain-Lieberman Ticket Could Be Saltiest, Crustiest Combo Since Kettle Chips
Friday, June 20th, 2008
Who would make the most terrible running mate for John McCain, an ill-tempered old fraud who is despised by everybody in the Republican Party? Joe Lieberman, of course — another sour old geezer who is despised by everybody in the Democratic Party! It’s a match made in heaven … and here’s why! MORE »
Who would make the most terrible running mate for John McCain, an ill-tempered old fraud who is despised by everybody in the Republican Party? Joe Lieberman, of course — another sour old geezer who is despised by everybody in the Democratic Party! It’s a match made in heaven … and here’s why! MORE »
Everyone know the UN has failed to solve all those wars and shit it was supposed to solve. This is because it was created and run by pussies. John McCain has a better idea: a thing that’s like the UN but started by a totally tough badass. And instead of like Finland and Sweden and shit it’ll have the USA and, uh… the Green Lantern. 
WALNUTS! McCain is perhaps the last and certainly the loudest presidential candidate to support the Iraq war as it has been fought and lost by the current president, Richard Cheney. He promises, if elected, to continue it onward and upward, forever and ever and ever, until we win three, possibly four more times. America will not lose in Iraq on this maverick’s watch. 
John McCain brought his silly bus back this week — you remember the one, the STRAIGHT SHOOTIN’ INDEPENDENT NO-NONSENSE MAVERICK EXPRESS — and it’s pretty much exactly like his magical 2000 campaign that everyone loved except for the bit where he has more money and is an administration stooge now.
John McCain has hopped back on the Straight Talk Express, everyone! The Maverick’s back and he’s tellin’ like it is again!
There’s nothing the press likes more than a prominent politician hated by every single member of his own party. In a medium where discussing ideology is complex and not particularly fun, it’s easy to declare someone a “moderate” based on nothing but the vehement disgust they inspire in committed partisans. So Joe Lieberman and Chuck Hagel, who hold two of the most extreme positions on Iraq in the US Senate (in opposition to their respective parties), are brothers-in-centrist-arms.