maverick
John McCain Gets All Mad At The POLITICO
The POLITICO did something fun and funny today: they asked John McCain to elaborate on his famous recent assertion, “I never considered myself a maverick.” How would John McCain react? Would he get Visibly Irritated? (This has nothing to do with the video above. Sometimes your Wonkette just likes to revisit Actual Pinnacles of Comedy, [...]
John McCain Is President Of Lying
Remember politics between all of 1998 and 2008? For the few of you who do (nerds), you may gasp at this epic mindfuck of a new John “WALNUTS!” McCain admission: he denies being the media version of John McCain, “The Maverick.” If the John McCain we knew isn’t the real John McCain, then he must [...]
How Sarah Palin Survived Ninety Minutes Without Spontaneously Combusting
This is pretty much perfect, except maybe somewhere you could squeeze in, “That Joe person is crying about his dead family?! –> Shout Maverick several times,” which is something that happened. [Adennak via Andrew Sullivan]
New McCain Ad Stars The Elephant Man
Good god, what is that…thing? It’s your hopelessly deformed John McCain, cursed by elephantiasis of the Truck Nutz, but he will bravely save America with his Original Maverickness.
John McCain Will Stare At Global Warming Until It Dies
With Hillary Clinton gone and the media finally paying some attention to John McCain’s campaign, WALNUTS! knows that he’ll have to put in a few minutes with his reporter friends to sustain his Maverick image. That’s why he’s making such a grand spectacle of his “independent” thinking on the environment and global warming. John McCain [...]
Adios Walnuts? ‘Chastened’ McCain Wants a Do-Over
Potty-Mouth John McCain Wants to Inspect Your Underwear
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