Tag: maureen dowd

This debate had Miss Peggy giddy, GIDDY, WE TELL YOU!

Dame Peggy Noonan Declares Donald Trump Pussy Most Foul!

Peggy Noonan wrote a Maureen Dowd column.

Chris Cillizza Probably Shouldn’t Invite People To Ask Him Anything

Chris Cillizza did a Reddit AMA. It went like you'd imagine.

Everybody Hates Trump, Even Though He Made BIG BOMBS GO BOOM. Loser!

But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(

Maureen Dowd Writes Good Thing

Did somebody put SMART JUICE in her pot brownies?

Trump Learns Recounts Work Both Ways. Wonkagenda For Monday, November 28, 2016

'Rigged' elections, Kellyanne's Meltdown, and Auschwitz on Ice! Your daily news brief!

Maureen Dowd Even Manages To Be Misogynist Pig About Donald Trump

All the embarrassing crap that's fit to print.

New York Times Accidentally Commits Act Of Journalism

The paper of record decided to try telling the truth about Donald Trump's history of birtherism. It was great!
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Devil Hillary Clinton Deviously Rigging Elections For Paul Ryan Now, Probably

God, Hillary, will you stop at NOTHING?
It was ALL A DREAM! Or was it?!!!!? Suddenly, she was run over by a truck.

Maureen Dowd Writes A Short Story About Donald Trump, Gets C-Minus In Fiction 101

Maureen Dowd decided to write a funny story about Donald Trump. If we had to suffer through it, so do you.

Prolific, Articulate Donald Trump Says New York Times No Write Words Good

This is demonstrably TRUE, but not for the reasons Trump says.
awww

Hey, Gray Lady, Whatcha Thinkin’ About? ‘Oh, You Know, Clinton Stuff.’

The New York Times added another couple of items to its impressive Crapping on the Clintons archive.
What's Pony Hillary drinking? A Bloody Mare-y, of course.

Deleted Comments: Stupid Establishment Shills Should Support The Anti-War Guy, Donald Trump

Our Deleted Comments column attempts to fathom the idea that Donald Trump is a pacifist.

It’s Your Last Weekly Top Ten Before Donald Trump Devours The GOP Convention Whole!

Hi, Wonkers! It is time for your top ten funsies post, because it is the weekend and you DESERVE IT. We are on our way to the GOP convention, so we are writing this in the driver's seat of...
And we're going to reclaim 'Tea Party' for girls, dammit

Let’s Take A Breather And Treat Ourselves To The Whimsical Stylings Of Maureen Dowd, Oh Sweet Jesus

Maureen Dowd ate another pot brownie and had a fever sex dream about Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton. It was a very stupid fever sex dream.