Tag: maureen dowd

Trump Learns Recounts Work Both Ways. Wonkagenda For Monday, November 28, 2016

'Rigged' elections, Kellyanne's Meltdown, and Auschwitz on Ice! Your daily news brief!

Maureen Dowd Even Manages To Be Misogynist Pig About Donald Trump

All the embarrassing crap that's fit to print.

New York Times Accidentally Commits Act Of Journalism

The paper of record decided to try telling the truth about Donald Trump's history of birtherism. It was great!
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Devil Hillary Clinton Deviously Rigging Elections For Paul Ryan Now, Probably

God, Hillary, will you stop at NOTHING?
It was ALL A DREAM! Or was it?!!!!? Suddenly, she was run over by a truck.

Maureen Dowd Writes A Short Story About Donald Trump, Gets C-Minus In Fiction 101

Maureen Dowd decided to write a funny story about Donald Trump. If we had to suffer through it, so do you.

Prolific, Articulate Donald Trump Says New York Times No Write Words Good

This is demonstrably TRUE, but not for the reasons Trump says.
awww

Hey, Gray Lady, Whatcha Thinkin’ About? ‘Oh, You Know, Clinton Stuff.’

The New York Times added another couple of items to its impressive Crapping on the Clintons archive.
What's Pony Hillary drinking? A Bloody Mare-y, of course.

Deleted Comments: Stupid Establishment Shills Should Support The Anti-War Guy, Donald Trump

Our Deleted Comments column attempts to fathom the idea that Donald Trump is a pacifist.

It’s Your Last Weekly Top Ten Before Donald Trump Devours The GOP Convention Whole!

Hi, Wonkers! It is time for your top ten funsies post, because it is the weekend and you DESERVE IT. We are on our way to the GOP convention, so we are writing this in the driver's seat of...
And we're going to reclaim 'Tea Party' for girls, dammit

Let’s Take A Breather And Treat Ourselves To The Whimsical Stylings Of Maureen Dowd, Oh Sweet Jesus

Maureen Dowd ate another pot brownie and had a fever sex dream about Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton. It was a very stupid fever sex dream.
Donald Trump with his First Lady AKA his daughter.

Donald Trump Would Have Classiest, Most Elegant Abortions, Just Terrific

<a href="http://wonkette.com/600212/donald-trump-will-bomb-sht-out-of-ladies-who-have-abortions-murder-their-families"></a>What does Donald Trump believe about abortion? Donald Trump does not know. Last Wednesday, he set the internet aflame when he said that hey, if abortion is a crime, then somebody (THE LADY!) should be punished for criming....
Princess Sunbutt Will Rise Again!

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Dammit, George Soros’s Check Bounced

Oh, what a lovely crop of stupid we have harvested for you this week, ye Wonkers. There's some new stuff, as well as a few geniuses who suddenly showed up to re-fight a post about the Civil War from...
Oh look, Wonkette Baby is watching her first playoff game!

Sarah Palin Had A Crappy Week, Dontcha Know? Your Weekly Top Ten.

Good morning, Wonke-RINOS. Haha just kidding, you are not RINOs, you are not even Republicans, pfffffft. (Unless you are, in which case have we met?) Anyway, it is time for us to put liquor in our Saturday morning coffee...

Maureen Dowd Is High Again

Oh dear. It seems New York Times columnist and comedienne has overdosed on candy again, and, in a marijuana-fueled rage, has typed another mud puddle of words on her favorite subject in all the land, Madam You-Know-Who: After running as a...

We Sure Yelled At The Media A Lot This Year, For Sucking

We here at ye olde Yr Wonkette are not A Journalist. Which does not mean we do not know how journalism is formed. We (yr editrix Rebecca Schoenkopf) went to journalism school, for journalism, and then taught college journalism...