Tag: matt drudge
OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE.
All our thoughts 'n' prayers to Matt Drudge!
Oh, so you wouldn't mind seeing Obama's ding-dong but Trump's would gross you out? DOUBLE STANDARD! But we get it.
Stuart Varney and Tucker Carlson say Democrats won't bother to vote in a storm, because they are lazy.
There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
Does Matt Drudge have Alzheimer's? We are just asking questions!
Is there real estate porn in this post? YOU BET YOUR ASS.
Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!
Dear NBC: Delete your account.
Did you know Hillary is trying to copy everything that loser Donald Trump does? It's so obvious!
DRUDGE SIRENS AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SAY "WHOA!" Matt Drudge found some kids cussing: Sounds like front page news aggregator website material! And if we go to the video, we do find children of the Hispanic...
We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an "urban terrorist" and a CIA-funded brainwasher, on top of her normal duties as the president...
We knew Beyoncé was a multi-tasker but OMG. What you didn't know? Matt Drudge can tell she is an "urban terrorist": That dumbass closet case also tweeted out some scary pics of Bey: Once Alex Jones saw this, he did runny sharts in his...
Happy "Big Game Sunday" -- as all the ads which haven't paid the necessary licensing fee must call it -- O ye Wonkers! Are you rooting for the one team of giant men who will suffer permanent brain damage...
What up my Wonkers? Oh my goodness, can you believe people are about to actually start VOTING in this primary, which has already been going on since the Reagan administration? It's true! Iowa is Monday! And hey Iowa Wonkers,...