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Somebody Replaced Matt Drudge’s Heartworm Medication With Speed

All our thoughts 'n' prayers to Matt Drudge!

Is This Barack Obama’s Giant Boner? Sure, Why Not

Oh, so you wouldn't mind seeing Obama's ding-dong but Trump's would gross you out? DOUBLE STANDARD! But we get it.

Fox Jerks So Glad That Nice Hurricane Matthew Came And Made It Harder For Dems To Vote

Stuart Varney and Tucker Carlson say Democrats won't bother to vote in a storm, because they are lazy.

Thanks A Lot, Gays, For LITERALLY Sodomizing Florida With Hurricanes

There goes God, punishing gays with natural disasters again.
Wait, she lets her kid stand WHERE?

Wonkagenda: Friday, October 7, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
What could they possibly be trying to distract from?

Guess Matt Drudge Forgot He Already Admitted ‘Bill Clinton’s Love Child’ Story Was Bunk. Huh!

Does Matt Drudge have Alzheimer's? We are just asking questions!

Awwww, Hillary Clinton Bought A New House For All Her Emails Or Huma Or Whatever

Is there real estate porn in this post? YOU BET YOUR ASS.

Donald Trump Jr. Obviously Inherited His Smarts From His Daddy

Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!

Hillary Clinton Hacked Up Lung In Cleveland, And NBC News Is ON IT!

Dear NBC: Delete your account.

Hair Expert Matt Drudge Knows Hillary Clinton Is Super Jealous Of Trump’s Luxurious Mane

Did you know Hillary is trying to copy everything that loser Donald Trump does? It's so obvious!

DRUDGE SIREN AND FAINTING COUCH: Some Mexican Kids Said Some Cuss Words

DRUDGE SIRENS AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SAY "WHOA!" Matt Drudge found some kids cussing: Sounds like front page news aggregator website material! And if we go to the video, we do find children of the Hispanic...

OMG BEYONCÉ, STOP LITERALLY EATING THE BRAINS OF CHILDREN!

We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an "urban terrorist" and a CIA-funded brainwasher, on top of her normal duties as the president...

DRUDGE SIRENS! Beyoncé Murdering White America For The CIA!

We knew Beyoncé was a multi-tasker but OMG. What you didn't know? Matt Drudge can tell she is an "urban terrorist": That dumbass closet case also tweeted out some scary pics of Bey: Once Alex Jones saw this, he did runny sharts in his...
You're fooling yourself. Equestria is a dictatorship

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Uh-Oh, Wonkette’s Killing White Folks Again!

Happy "Big Game Sunday" -- as all the ads which haven't paid the necessary licensing fee must call it -- O ye Wonkers! Are you rooting for the one team of giant men who will suffer permanent brain damage...
Wonkette baby and some dogs.

Oregon Militia In Jail, Planned Parenthood Witch Hunt Hilarious Now. Your Weekly Top Ten

What up my Wonkers? Oh my goodness, can you believe people are about to actually start VOTING in this primary, which has already been going on since the Reagan administration? It's true! Iowa is Monday! And hey Iowa Wonkers,...
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Matt Drudge Gives Male Roommate Traditional Heterosexual Gift Of Real Estate

DRUDGE SIRENS AND DISCO BALLS AND CHER SINGING "DO YOU BELIEEEEEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE?!" There is a News Item in the News, about Matt Drudge, racist copy/paster for the Drudge Report, who says he is a heterosexual, which...