GOP Sex Scandal Cover-Up Would Be Huge, But It’s In Missouri
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
A senior administration official groping and kissing his gal employees, the chief executive covering the whole thing up, Democrats calling it worse than Watergate, silence payments made from government checking accounts — this would be the greatest scandal of the year, but it’s just some Missouri governor/agriculture director thing.
But just in case it eventually involves a ritual murder (because otherwise this is never going national), we’ve got the creepy rundown … after the jump.
A senior administration official groping and kissing his gal employees, the chief executive covering the whole thing up, Democrats calling it worse than Watergate, silence payments made from government checking accounts — this would be the greatest scandal of the year, but it’s just some Missouri governor/agriculture director thing.
But just in case it eventually involves a ritual murder (because otherwise this is never going national), we’ve got the creepy rundown … after the jump.
According to a Wonkette operative who heard this from two different sources, Republican Senator Kit Bond is going to bail on the Hill and become Chief Lord of the University of Missouri.