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Rightwing Nutjob Begs: ‘Mr. Trump, Tear Down This Stonewall Inn!’

This is apparently some kind of revenge for taking down confederate monuments.
They call themselves His People. Weird.

Jesus-Loving Cop Fired, Just For Loving Jesus Too Much

Know that thing when you are driving down the interstate in Indiana on the way to the big sale at the Big Lots, and you're late? So you figure, whatever, I will drive a little faster, because big sales...
Not even Edward Everett Horton could save this one

Wingnuts Save Marriage With ‘Little Red Riding Hood’ Where Wolf Is All The Gays

Fresh from the creative souls at the Christian Action League, which RightWingWatch informs us is "the American Family Association’s North Carolina affiliate," comes the cautionary tale of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Very Gay Wolf, published...
Not the actual pope.

Does Commie Pope Francis Heart Kim Davis? Bad Commie Pope!

So Pope Francis was flying back to Europe or outer space or wherever he lives, and some reporters decided to ask him about the most important issue facing America, which is Kim Davis, the yokel Kentucky clerk dragging a...
Still up on that cross.

Kim Davis Is In Jail, And Wingnuts Are Jizz-Crapping Their Pull-Ups In RAGE!

CRU-CI-FY! CRU-CI-FY! CRU-CI-FY! Oh, we are just joshing, nobody wants Kim Davis crucified. (OR DO WE?) Wingnuts, though? Remember that time they lost their whole country in the span of a week, because gay marriage was legalized and the Confederate flag...
GRRRR HOMOS GRRRR

Bryan Fischer Will Root All Queers Out Of Wingnut ‘News’ Websites

Bryan Fischer's butthole is in an extra-twitchy state (not the Michelle Malkin kind of twitchy; or wait, come to think of it, yes the Malkin kind), as he is feeling BETRAYED! You see, one of the wingnut websites he likes, Townhall.com,...
Another day of being forced to make gay pizzas. Sigh.

Thanks A Lot, Liberals, For LITERALLY HOLOCAUSTING That Dumb Bigot Pizza Place Family

It has long been part of the conservative lexicon to compare anything they don't like -- net neutrality, abortion, gun control, the theory of evolution, marriage equality, Obamacare, complaints about Google buses -- to the Holocaust. But this week, the...
Obama's magazine cover JUST KIDDING LOL

Wingnut OUTRAGED Obama Gave Interview To Noted Gay Porn Site ‘Huffington Post’

  Big news: President Obama finally did an interview for a gay porn website! Which one, you might be wondering? Fratmen? No, silly, Barack Obama isn't a fratman, he is the president! Broke Straight Boys? Wrong again, Obama has enough...
They're definitely coming, but not for Matt.

Wingnut Matt Barber Will Not Be Anti-Gay-Bashed By Armed ‘LGBT Squads’!

Sometimes we feel a little bad for wingnut's Wingnut Matt Barber, who spends so much of his time obsessing about the Gays (and the threat they pose to America) that we figure he must be exhausted by quitting time...
OK, sure. He's been called worse things.

Martin Luther King Dreamed That One Day All Rightwingers Would Claim Him As Their Own

It's Martin Luther King Day (his actual birthday was last Thursday), which means it's time for that weird annual ritual where people who oppose almost everything he stood for in life claim that King is absolutely, positively one of...
Stay calm, OK?

Obama To Declare Martial Law, Kill Us All With Ebola Because Slavery

We bet you never would have guessed that the diagnosis of one (1) human being with Ebola virus would lead to a whole bunch of daft conspiracy theories, did you? Don't be ridonkulous, you would say to yourself. We...
Actual result of anti-bullying laws

Wingnuts Fight For Sacred Right To Keep Bullying Gays, Who Aren’t Real Anyway

Here's a very nice thing that grew out of a very ugly thing, and a very ugly thing in reaction to it: Minnesota's got a new "Safe and Supportive Schools Act" aimed at combatting bullying and making schools safe...

Wingnut Sexpert Matt Barber: ‘The Left’ Wants To Legally Jizz On Your Children

Wingnut extraordinaire Matt Barber, who writes almost exclusively about how The Gay Agenda is going to kill us all, except for when he explains that feminists are in favor of rape, has discovered another completely new thing about "the...

How Is Michelle Obama Being ‘Evil Hitler’ Today? By Encouraging People To Get Health Insurance

That Michelle Obama, always with the evilling, and the Hitlering, like some kind of Evil Hitler. It is like you cannot even turn around in this once-great nation without running into the First Lady of the United States doing...

Wingnut Matt Barber Simply Does Not Care For Young Conservatives’ Libertine Bathhouse CPAC Orgy

Poor Matt Barber. He went to the Conservative Political Action Conference hoping to find like-minded moral scolds, but discovered that once the speeches are done for the day, the events at the Gaylord National Hotel are not all-night prayer...

Wingnut Columnist Matt Barber Decides Feminism Means ‘Please Rape Me.’

There's this useful phrase, "Not even wrong," used to indicate an argument that so completely and sloppily misses the point being discussed that it can't even be assessed as an argument -- for instance, a creationist who asks if...