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Jason Russell, the cofounder of white guilt organization Invisible Children who became famous when he… [finally skims an article about this thing after weeks]… when he made a YouTube with a sad white kid to raise white social media slacktivist awareness about the crimes of Uganda’s Lord’s Resistance Army leader Joseph Kony, was arrested for [...]
Touchy grifter dingbat Christine O’Donnell went on CNN to blather a bunch of Tea Party garbage nobody is interested in hearing from a person who is chiefly famous for masturbating and flip-flopping her stance on magic. CNN host Piers Morgan indulges her fantasy briefly until probably falling asleep on air and then finally asks, oh [...]
Hmm, Osama bin Laden was 1) a male who 2) sat around his house all day. Whatever could he have been up to? Oh, just THE most covert masturbation sessions in all of human history. That’s right—there was a porn stash in bin Laden’s compound. It was “extensive.” Oh no! Why did we heathen Americans [...]
Unemployed nobody Christine O’Donnell used to masturbate in a “witch costume” just like any uptight gal in the 1980s, but her dumb new ghost-written book — witch-written book? — won’t be about anything good like that. Instead, this nincompoop lady will have her picture on a book about “what it takes to make America great [...]
Rev. Grant Storms is apparently well known in New Orleans for wearing stupid Bible-American-flag t-shirts, donning ridiculous 1980s pedophile/hipster glasses, and walking through Southern Decadence, the city’s annual gay festival, with a broom. Apparently, though, he does not do this during the city’s annual boob festival, Mardi Gras, so it’s the gays he has a [...]
Bob Schieffer hosted a karaoke fundraiser event for drunk newscasters and other drunken media types. Team Wonkette won Best Worst Performance, and here is the video that proves it:
Hello, clown lady, what video delight from the past are you starring in today? Oh, Bill Maher has dug up another clip from your days as a Politically Incorrect joke? Sure, we’ll watch it. We love watching political talk shows from a decade ago — that’s why we always Tivo the Sunday pundit programs so [...]
There’s suddenly a 2010 midterm photoshoppin’ deal going on, we realized just now. People are posting things at our Facebook page, which is here. IT IS SO CRAZY, especially this one with the late Anton LaVey, beloved man about town in San Francisco, and his young apprentice Christine O’Donnell, who foolishly confused Satanism with Witchcraft. [...]
This terrible screen grab is thanks to a commenter in this other Christine O’Donnell post from a few hours ago — sorry, now we cannot find the comment in the 150+ comments about O’Donnell’s dumb old MySpace site. UPDATE: It was (obviously) Wonkette Commenter “SmutBoffin,” right here. 42 “p diamonds” for him!
If there’s one thing this week has reminded us of, it’s that politics is one Big Ugly Circus: that denouncing masturbation gets you votes, but that fighting crime and fixing schools does not. Oh, but thankfully just miles outside the District, near National Harbor, there you can find Cirque du Soleil, an upscale circus that [...]
Uh, you should probably visit this Christine O’Donnell web forum and explain (confess) how Ms. O’Donnell arouses you in the most sexual way possible. Bonus points to the first person who uses the term “jerkin the gherkin.” Special thanks to Wonkette operative “Gretchen” for the Christine meat-beating tip.
How many of you people have been running calculations like this in your mind? Okay, she was born in 1969, wait a minute that’s even older than me, and … she claims she’s never done WHAT? Here’s what our pal the Cajun Boy had to say on his Twitter just now: “Wait, Christine O’Donnell is [...]
Oh JESUS why did CNN put the retard on again? Is this the way to force all viewer still able to work the remote to switch to MSNBC? (And yes, we are talking about Rick Sanchez, nature’s accident.) They didn’t even bring out the hologram of Jessica Yellin … it’s actually the real person, unseen [...]
VIRGINIA COPS, THEY AIN’T TOO SMART: “Five Virginia Department of Corrections officers have been charged with animal cruelty involving the fondling of a K-9 dog and videotaping the two incidents … ‘Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand,’ Beasley said. ‘The others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of [...]
