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Tag: massholes

Obama Nominates Kerry, Nation Collectively Shrugs

Hi people of Massachusetts! Did you enjoy your brief flirtation with having two Democratic senators like a goddamn blue state should? Welp, that's over thanks to the Kenyan socialist pretender! After some incredibly boring speculation, it looks like hangdog-faced...

Sooper Toosday Liveblog Cuatro: Get It Together Already, Ohio Results

We have been watching Wolf Blitzer check in with all of CNN's weird "cock-us cams" molesting exit polls workers around the country for a few hours now, and now we are watching Rick Santorum give an incoherent lecture to...

Mitt Romney Says Helping America’s Tornado Victims Is ‘Immoral’

Tornadoes and floods and wildfires and droughts and other biblical plagues have been killing Americans and destroying their towns all year long, but constipated mannequin Mitt Romney wants to be seen as a real tough-guy Tea Party asshole these...

Hero Finally Punches Mitt Romney

World-class asshole Mitt Romney was flying back from the Winter Olympics -- he must always remind everyone that he worked at the Winter Olympics once -- when a fellow passenger tried to punch him out. Already a perfect story,...

Scott Brown Is America’s Naked President!!!

Ugh, Mitt Romney is introducing Scott Brown. Shouldn't a *winner* introduce America's Newest Teabagger Star? Well, not a lot of GOP winners around, lately, so unless Scott Brown wants to introduce himself -- maybe, a naked Scott Brown could...

Liveblogging the Death of Socialism, Which Is Ted Kennedy’s Fault

Are you feeling nostalgic for Election Night 2008? This is almost exactly like that night, with a few small differences. For one, it's again illegal to be black in America, so go back to Socialism-land, Rahm! Also, Andrew Sullivan...