At Least Mitt Romney Admits His Cabinet Is Gay
Thursday, October 11th, 2007
Back when Mitt Romney was the liberal governor of Taxachusetts, he even had a gay dude on his Cabinet! That was the revelation made in Denver on Wednesday, when Mitt answered a question about gay marriage by saying gays can’t get married due to being gay, but that doesn’t mean they can’t serve in his administration!
The guy who asked the question — a gay guy, btw — was not pleased.
I’m just confused how you can say that you’re against discrimination but (your definition of) marriage blatantly discriminates between heterosexuals and homosexuals,” Goodrich said. “And as you pull the gay friend card — the gay Cabinet member card . . .”
Let it be known that there’s a “gay Cabinet member card.”
GOP hopeful Romney faces tough crowd at DU [Rocky Mountain News]
Back when Mitt Romney was the liberal governor of Taxachusetts, he even had a gay dude on his Cabinet! That was the revelation made in Denver on Wednesday, when Mitt answered a question about gay marriage by saying gays can’t get married due to being gay, but that doesn’t mean they can’t serve in his administration!
The guy who asked the question — a gay guy, btw — was not pleased.
I’m just confused how you can say that you’re against discrimination but (your definition of) marriage blatantly discriminates between heterosexuals and homosexuals,” Goodrich said. “And as you pull the gay friend card — the gay Cabinet member card . . .”
Let it be known that there’s a “gay Cabinet member card.”
GOP hopeful Romney faces tough crowd at DU [Rocky Mountain News]
Mitt Romney Arrested For Acting Like An Asshole
Thursday, September 6th, 2007
There’s an exciting new website all about what a dick Mitt Romney has been to various people, and it’s all boring except for one page dedicated to Mitt’s many brushes with the Law. Also, it turns out that cornball talk is just an act and he says “fuck” like everybody else. In a weird way, Romney’s arrests sort of make us like him a little bit more, but in other ways they just reinforce that he’s a rich douchesack. MORE »
There’s an exciting new website all about what a dick Mitt Romney has been to various people, and it’s all boring except for one page dedicated to Mitt’s many brushes with the Law. Also, it turns out that cornball talk is just an act and he says “fuck” like everybody else. In a weird way, Romney’s arrests sort of make us like him a little bit more, but in other ways they just reinforce that he’s a rich douchesack. MORE »
Document: Mitt Romney Hates France, Self
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007
We learned last weekend (in this dryly hilarious Wash Whispers item) that Mitt Romney will be our “first PowerPoint president,” so it shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that a 77-slide PowerPoint presentation detailing all of his major negatives and campaign strategies ended up in the hands of the Boston Globe.
What are Mitt’s negatives?
We learned last weekend (in this dryly hilarious Wash Whispers item) that Mitt Romney will be our “first PowerPoint president,” so it shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that a 77-slide PowerPoint presentation detailing all of his major negatives and campaign strategies ended up in the hands of the Boston Globe.
What are Mitt’s negatives?
Mass. State Senator Unleashes Devastating “I’m Rubber, You’re Glue” Defense
Friday, February 16th, 2007
We knew it was time to embrace State Government Asshole day at Wonkette when this tip ended up in our mailbox. Seems that Scott Brown, a Massachusetts state senator who opposes gay marriage, had some foul language written about him and his daughter (an American Idol contestant) by high school students on the Facebook page of a pro-gay-marriage history teacher. Naturally, he responded the way any mature adult in a position of authority would: by appearing at an assembly at the school that the kids attended and reading aloud their obscenity-laden comments, with their names, while horrified teachers begged him to stop. MORE »
We knew it was time to embrace State Government Asshole day at Wonkette when this tip ended up in our mailbox. Seems that Scott Brown, a Massachusetts state senator who opposes gay marriage, had some foul language written about him and his daughter (an American Idol contestant) by high school students on the Facebook page of a pro-gay-marriage history teacher. Naturally, he responded the way any mature adult in a position of authority would: by appearing at an assembly at the school that the kids attended and reading aloud their obscenity-laden comments, with their names, while horrified teachers begged him to stop. MORE »
America Safe From Kerry Menace… For Now!
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007
John Kerry will not run for president in 2008, according to “a Democratic official.” The Senator from Massachusetts will instead run for reelection, organize grass-roots support for ending the Iraq war, and say something colossally stupid the Friday before the ‘08 elections. MORE »
John Kerry will not run for president in 2008, according to “a Democratic official.” The Senator from Massachusetts will instead run for reelection, organize grass-roots support for ending the Iraq war, and say something colossally stupid the Friday before the ‘08 elections. MORE »
Mitt Romney’s Underwear Cover-up
Monday, November 27th, 2006
The Mormon Masshole and his bid for the White House are in serious trouble, due to the fact that Americans are creeped out by Mormons. New polls show 43% of voters will never pick a Mormon for president, because the Church of the Latter Day Saints isn’t crazy in the same exact way as Christianity. MORE »
The Mormon Masshole and his bid for the White House are in serious trouble, due to the fact that Americans are creeped out by Mormons. New polls show 43% of voters will never pick a Mormon for president, because the Church of the Latter Day Saints isn’t crazy in the same exact way as Christianity. MORE »
Remainders: Voting for Virility
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006
* “That motherfucker George Washington had like thirty god damn dicks.” [Drink at Work] MORE »
* “That motherfucker George Washington had like thirty god damn dicks.” [Drink at Work] MORE »
Mass. Then Demanded That Friendster Do Something About All Those Immigrants
Thursday, May 4th, 2006
Massachusetts, that’s a horrible idea. If sexual predators made enough to live on, they’d have even more time to spend hanging out on the internet all day. Just ask our readers. MORE »
Massachusetts, that’s a horrible idea. If sexual predators made enough to live on, they’d have even more time to spend hanging out on the internet all day. Just ask our readers. MORE »
Rumors on the Internets: Gee But It’s Great To Be Back Home
Friday, April 7th, 2006
* Bush pines for his Crawford crib. [HuffPo]
* Tell Congress exactly whose house America is. [PowerLine]
* Looking for a split-level in a good school district with minimal air raid attacks? Check out a liberal democracy. [Dean's World]
* Move to Massachusetts and break your legs. Don’t cost nothin’. [Q and O]
* Or stay home; can you really afford not to? [Boi From Troy]
* Bush pines for his Crawford crib. [HuffPo]
* Tell Congress exactly whose house America is. [PowerLine]
* Looking for a split-level in a good school district with minimal air raid attacks? Check out a liberal democracy. [Dean's World]
* Move to Massachusetts and break your legs. Don’t cost nothin’. [Q and O]
* Or stay home; can you really afford not to? [Boi From Troy]
Peeping and Other Illicit Activities
Monday, February 27th, 2006
We don’t know where Malden, Massachusetts is, but it sounds like our kinda place: MORE »
We don’t know where Malden, Massachusetts is, but it sounds like our kinda place: MORE »
