You know who didn't invent email? This guy who keeps suing people who say he didn't invent email.
The 'we should remember history even if it's bad' thing doesn't exactly work when the 'bad' history is riding triumphantly on a horse.
‘Real Indian’ Running Against Elizabeth Warren Definitely Not Racist, Just Wants Charlottesville 2.0 Rally In Boston
Shiva Ayyadurai is slated to speak at the 'Free Speech' rally in Boston. He does not seem nice!
'My dad told me that we light the eight Chanukah candles to acknowledge the suffering of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.' -- Jonathan Katz
What's that? The House Science Committee retweeted Breitbart? Honey, it IS Breitbart.
ITT Tech, that staple of late night career advertising, is going belly-up. About damn time.
Where's the strangest place Scott Brown and his wife, who he may have seen naked more than once, have ever done sexxytimes? None of your business!
The Satanic Temple, the first-amendment trolls who've answered government endorsements of religion with calls for Satanic coloring books in schools, have branched out into fighting some very real, very damaging pseudoscience.
Maureen Dowd ate another pot brownie and had a fever sex dream about Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton. It was a very stupid fever sex dream.
Hey look, a whole new level of doxxing!
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio suggests you boycott the homo-haters at Chick-Fil-A. Wingnuts, as always, outraged.
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a href="http://wonkette.com/593435/oh-great-now-even-the-southerns-are-gender-fluid"It's been a busy week for the Tennessee Legislature, which voted Monday to name the Holy Bible the state's "official book," so it can join the official gun (.50 cal Barrett sniper rifle, manufactured in the state), official...
Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got a special bonus week of more Dumb Customer stories, because WOW do I have a...
Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we've got week one of two of an old favorite: customers who were dumb it makes our...
Know what's a Not Nice thing to say to a human lady who ain't got no boy testes? That you want to "neuter" her. It's not even scientifically accurate, #ScienceFact! But that's what some grass-chewing congressdick from Missouri named...