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Hey look, it’s Congressman Albert Wynn, a Maryland Democrat. He is resigning, according to WTOP, because “Wynn was beaten by activist Donna Edwards.” Did he like it? MORE »

Is perverted Maryland Republican (ex-)legislator Robert McKee actually Ned Flanders, from the Simpsons teevee show? One commenter suggests this. Either way, why does Barack Obama let child pornography exist?

*ANOTHER FUN FACT ABOUT PERVERT LEGISLATOR ROBERT MCKEE:* He was on the Romney for President Maryland Steering Committee. Or as he probably called it in his head, Mustache Rides For Mittens. [Mitt Romney]

In a rare display of political hypocrisy, a longtime Republican lawmaker has resigned today after child pornography was discovered on his computer. Can you imagine such a thing? Let’s meet Maryland Delegate Robert A. McKee, 58, a 29-year state representative with a proud record of fighting sex offenders. We believe the appropriate metaphor here would be “textbook.” MORE »

Poor Michelle Obama. Not only does she have to put up with stadiums full of women moaning ecstatically every time her husband opens his mouth, now she also has to worry about Chris Matthews and the “feeling he gets up his legs.” Brian Williams points this out, probably out of jealousy because he has no feelings.

Barack Obama won another big primary day! He got enough of the votes and the delegates and the white people and the liberal women to wipe out Hillary Clinton. (YES THE BLACKS ALSO VOTED FOR HIM. STOP PLAYING THE RACE CARD.) So now we go to, er, Wisconsin? And then Texas, and Ohio, and Hawaii?

Did you have some sort of plans Tuesday night? Were you crushed by the Terrorist Ice Strom? Well here’s some of what your Wonkette cooked up for you during our nation’s only Maryland-Virginia-DC primary: MORE »

According to Shepard Smith, terrible ice-traffic problems exclusively targeted John McCain voters in Maryland on Tuesday night. Never has such horror been visited upon America since September 11, 2001. Thank god Shep was there to talk us through it all. [FOX News]

Bewigged Bob Ehrlich served one term as governor of Maryland, and now he’s apparently qualified to judge Barack Obama’s physical attractiveness. But will Ehrlich vote for Obama? Probably not! Obama is apparently a socialist. [MSNBC]

Now that Barry’s won Maryland by 30 or 40 points — 30 or 40 million points, in fact — he’s completed a Potomac Sweep of Life. Gotta give a good speech, Barry. White men are starting to vote for you, but they might leave if you say “yes, we can” too much! Pressure cook those crabs, big guy… MORE »