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You know what would be a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad thing for the country? If Washington DC, the only part of the continental...

  Weddings are the toughest, amirite, ladies? But they are the most magical day in a girl's life, if you can just make everything Just...

An officer with the Anne Arundel County Police Department in Maryland is no longer on the force after agreeing to a plea deal following...

  As we all know, the United States military is an all-evangelical Christian fighting force that's been under attack as of late, mostly by the...

Bad news for bloodlusters who've been wanting, for years, to Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran. Despite all of the warnings from the very same stupid dicks who...

One more thing to add to your New Employee Handbook: Please do not cook meth in your workplace. A law enforcement officer at a...

Somebody needs to let the people of Cecil County, Maryland, know how the plot of an uplifting Capraesque movie is supposed to go: An...

Time for a dispatch from the ever-changing, goalposts-moving definition of the phrase "religious freedom." All these whiny bitchy wingnuts have been protesting that they...

Welcome back to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly compendium of swindlers, frauds, and con artists, all of them here for YOU, dear readers, with the divine guidance to...

Oh, man, were there some red faces at the Dugway Proving Ground in Utah when it was discovered that the Army lab there had...

Don't you hate it when you're watching the evening news with your mom and they say "BREAKING!" and it's a story about how a...

Our new (finally) Attorney General Loretta Lynch has been on the job for all of five seconds, but she's already making it clear she...

Why does GoFundMe hate the wingnuts so much? It seems like every day, somebody is putting up a campaign, only to have it canceled,...

We got a bumper crop of idiots in the comments this week, for some reason -- our fault, really, since Yr Wonkette had to...

Baltimore's citizens are as mad as hell and sick and tired of being sick and tired, and every jerkhole with a mouth has an...

The city of Baltimore is enraged this week, after the arrest and subsequent suspicious death of a young African-American man name Freddie Gray, while...

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