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This week, our Senate preview will be a little different from the usual format: We're off to Maryland, where the two parties' candidates haven't...

Remember how the GOP autopsied itself after 2012 down at the plantation (the actual plantation) and discovered it is a racist, sexist, everythingphobic piece of...

Last weekend, 13 bald eagles were found dead at a farm in Maryland. Now, most people, upon hearing that, would likely assume one of three...

You know what would be a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad thing for the country? If Washington DC, the only part of the continental...

Weddings are the toughest, amirite, ladies? But they are the most magical day in a girl's life, if you can just make everything Just...

An officer with the Anne Arundel County Police Department in Maryland is no longer on the force after agreeing to a plea deal following...

As we all know, the United States military is an all-evangelical Christian fighting force that's been under attack as of late, mostly by the...

Bad news for bloodlusters who've been wanting, for years, to Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran. Despite all of the warnings from the very same stupid dicks who...

One more thing to add to your New Employee Handbook: Please do not cook meth in your workplace. A law enforcement officer at a...

Somebody needs to let the people of Cecil County, Maryland, know how the plot of an uplifting Capraesque movie is supposed to go: An...

Time for a dispatch from the ever-changing, goalposts-moving definition of the phrase "religious freedom." All these whiny bitchy wingnuts have been protesting that they...

Welcome back to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly compendium of swindlers, frauds, and con artists, all of them here for YOU, dear readers, with the divine guidance to...

Oh, man, were there some red faces at the Dugway Proving Ground in Utah when it was discovered that the Army lab there had...

Don't you hate it when you're watching the evening news with your mom and they say "BREAKING!" and it's a story about how a...

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