Tag: mary landrieu

Al Franken Lures Filibuster-Proof Majority of Senators With Secret Gifts

How do you trick 61 U.S. Senators into hanging out for a few hours without an eruption of bloodshed? You promise them a mystery holiday treat! It works on children, so why not? A very mischievous Al Franken snuck...

James O’Keefe Dances and Sings In Flamboyant YouTube Musical

For reasons which are sort of obvious, James O'Keefe donned his favorite Village People construction worker costume -- the one with the assless chaps -- and then sang a song about Mary Landrieu. What? "Dancing" and auto-tuned vomit starts...

James O’Keefe Releases Important Statement

Remember that letter Martin Luther King Jr. wrote from a Birmingham jail? What about Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf. Each one a stirring moral treatise on society's injustices, a refusal to Stand Down. Well guess what: starting today they both...

Best News Of 2010: ACORN Douche-Pimp Arrested For Wiretapping Conspiracy!

FINALLY. The same pasty biotch who did Andrew Breitbart's bidding to entrap ACORN in some minor prank that would get Congress to immediately revoke its entire funding... which was completely successful... has been arrested by the FBI for TRYING...

Those Two Gals Will Let Health Care Reach A Debate

Democratic Sens. Blanche Lincoln and Mary Landrieu finally called their own bluff and announced at the last minute that they would, controversially, vote to allow the Senate to debate a piece of legislation it has spent most of this...

MARY LANDRIEU! OH COME ON MARY: "Opining on the polls showing support for public option, she said it was all about the phrasing of the question. 'I think if you asked, "Do you want a public option but it...

Mary Landrieu Would Like To Reiterate That She Is Pro-Business. She Loves It!

Sen. Mary Landrieu, a terrible person: "I think when people hear 'public option' they hear 'free health care.' Everybody wants free health care. Everybody wants health care they don’t have to pay for. The problem is, is that we...

HER LOSS: LANDRIEU DEFINITELY NOT AT BRITNEY CONCERT: The Huffington Post has run with this "gossip blog"'s reported confirmed life-defining economy-saving news report about Eric Cantor going to see old Britney Spears sing last night, and they have gotten...

Exclusive: Cantor, ‘Democrats’ Attend Britney Spears Concert During Obama Presser

And you all thought Washington wasn't sexy: the office of ambitious young House Republican Whip Eric Cantor has confirmed to your Wonkette that instead of watching President Obama's boring press conference last night like the rest of us dingbats,...

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