Ever think about waking up next to Mary Carey tits every morning? To spoon and cup them gently from behind? To hit that snooze button a few times and sleep in? Well, now you can. Sort of. The top-heavy porn star, who ran for governor of California against Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003, is auctioning off her breast implants on eBay to benefit the Susan G. Komen Foundation. By post time, the highest bid was $6,400.

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Another afternoon, another porn star running for governor. And you know what that means: another Wonkette endorsement!

Fleshbot [caution: NSFW], our smut-obsessed sibling, reports:

“[T]he indefatigable Mary Carey kicked off another campaign for Governor of California in San Francisco this week. Running as an independent, she’s going to need over 150,000 signatures from registered voters in order to make the ballot–a tall order for any candidate.”

“Like any politician, though, it seems she has another agenda: after all, the whistle stop tour just happens to lend promotional support for her movie “Mary Carey for Governor”. “I wear a suit and everything! It’s like political porno.” We think that’s what’s called synergy.”

After the jump, an excerpt from Fleshbot’s interview with the candidate, plus a head-to-head comparison of Carey and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Not to be missed!

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