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President Bannon Wouldn’t Like What Happened In Memphis Last Night

This is what America looks like.

Kellyanne Conway Is Alternative Smart, Decent, Kind, Truthful, Gracious Lady

Another 'alternative fact' is that Kellyanne Conway is a decent human being who will get into heaven when she dies.

Wonkette Niece Stays #Woke For #MLKDay (Your Open Thread!)

You may yap your mouths off in this, your open thread!

Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo, Tells Rep. John Lewis What Martin Luther King Jr. Was Like

GOOD WHITE-SPLAINING, NOW DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT.

Trump-Loving White Dude Calls Black Guy ‘N*gger’ For Four Solid Minutes. Time To Vote!

We're beginning to think maybe Trump supporters are kind of racist! WHOA IF TRUE.
David Brooks, serious typist for the Times

David Brooks Would Like Young Black Football Players To Stop Kneeling On His Lawn

Won't somebody please think of the white people?

What Are Fox News Patriots Saying About Terrible, Horrible America-Hater Colin Kaepernick?

Did you hear Kaepernick is a secret Islamic? Sean Hannity did!
Your basic national treasure

Badass Civil Rights Hero Rep. John Lewis Will Lead Us Out Of This Awful Week

Lewis has been teaching lessons all week, using his Twitter account as a platform. Come and learn from him, RIGHT NOW.

Ben Carson So Mad Obama Sold Harriet Tubman Into Slavery Again

Can we all agree that black Republicans are, at the very least, a wee bit odd? Case in point: Failed presidential candidate, half-assed Trump endorser and bestest neurosurgeon in the world Ben Carson, whose brain remains broken because he's...

Bryan Fischer Wishes Bryan Adams Would Stop Lynching All The Blacks In Mississippi

There's a fight a-brewin' and it's Bryan vs. Bryan! In one corner, we have noted civil rights leader Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association. In the other corner, it's Bryan Adams, Canadian pop star who sings about the "Summer...
Idea hat.

Louie Gohmert Knows Dr. King Did Not Die So Scientists Could Have A Bunch Of Vaginas

Know what's super? How the Republican-controlled House of Representatives passed TWO bills on Tuesday, both of which were very Nice-Nice and all 'bout gettin' some girls all up in science's grill. That's a good thing, yeah? Because everybody knows far...
That's his "I'm going to pull over this car!" face.

Speaker Paul Ryan Will Swat Donald Trump On His Bottom For Being Naughty Racist

If there's one thing that makes Republicans say "Oh my stars!" and "Well I never!" it is racism. STOP LAUGHING, we are not done writing this lede yet. As we all know, Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther King, Jr....
"Bye, mongrel hordes! Thank you for coming to our inclusivity seminar and barbecue!"

Racist Georgia Rep Forced To Withdraw Racist Bills After Doing Racism In Public, Unfair!

Remember "Heritage, Not Hate," that malignant tumor on the ass of American society that we thought we killed in 2015? LOLNOPE, it's still very much alive and well, although one Georgia lawmaker is now being forced to rescind his...
Yeah yeah yeah, Brokeback was set in Wyoming, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?

Montana Governor Givin’ Special Rights To Them Brokeback Mountain Types Now

Seems like not a day goes by lately where some unelected lawyer in a robe or elected politician wearing pants of some sort doesn't declare war on Jesus and Christmas and good Christian common sense by forcing the gay...

Donald Trump Terrific At Saying Classiest Bible Verses Almost Perfectly

As per the ancient Martin Luther King Day tradition -- no, not the one where Republicans Tweeterspace about how they woulda been total brahs with Dr. King if they were borneded when he was alive -- Donald J. Trump has...