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Alabama Secretary Of State Respects Martin Luther King Too Much To Make Voting Easier

Well SOMEBODY'S doing the rigging!
What's Pony Hillary drinking? A Bloody Mare-y, of course.

Deleted Comments: Stupid Establishment Shills Should Support The Anti-War Guy, Donald Trump

Our Deleted Comments column attempts to fathom the idea that Donald Trump is a pacifist.

It’s Your Last Weekly Top Ten Before Donald Trump Devours The GOP Convention Whole!

Hi, Wonkers! It is time for your top ten funsies post, because it is the weekend and you DESERVE IT. We are on our way to the GOP convention, so we are writing this in the driver's seat of...

Hey Black People! Sarah Palin Is Pretty Sure She Knows More About Martin Luther King Than You Do!

Sarah Palin has a dream, and it is for everyone to shut up about police brutality.
Once a scumbag, always a scumbag.

Deadbeat Racist Former Congressman Joe Walsh Has Always Been At War With Human Decency

Trigger warning for JESUS IS THIS GUY FUCKING RACIST.

Glenn Beck Knows Glenn Beck Is A Real Civil Rights Leader, Unlike That ‘Clown’ John Lewis

In which Glenn Beck revokes John Lewis's Civil Rights Leader Card and bestows it upon himself and his audience.

Treasury Putting Black People And Women All Over Our Money, America Fails To Freak Out

The forces of Political Correctness continue to roll all over our U.S. American money! In addition to making abolitionist, spy, and all-around badass Harriet Tubman the new face of the $20 bill, the Treasury Department has announced a whole...
WWJD? This probably

Sundays With The Christianists: ‘God’s Not Dead 2’ Could Use More Electric Boogaloo

a href="http://wonkette.com/568655/is-kirk-camerons-saving-christmas-truly-the-worst-movie-ever-a-wonkette-investigation"Let's get one thing out of the way right away: God's Not Dead 2 is not nearly as bad a movie as Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas. Somehow, we lucked out of seeing the original 2014 God's Not Dead,...

Barack Obama Proposes A Few Minor Tweaks To Prevent Gun Deaths, Usual Freakout Ensues

Now that Barack Obama has nullified the Second Amendment and grabbed all the guns, we'd like to look back at the speech in which he sounded the death knell of freedom for approximately the 1,485th time in his presidency....
I have a dream that one day, rightwingers will read more than that one line about 'the content of our character.'

Former Deadbeat Congressjerk Solves Black America’s Problems, With Twitter

Infamous deadbeat dad and former tea party congressschmuck Joe Walsh brings us this fine tweet that pretty much defies satire, or at least renders it thoroughly unnecessary: And after a couple hours, Walsh was back with another nugget of wisdom! This...
Oh, wait, you're just murderers, not gay? Well let me think this over. You're sure you're not gay?

Where Were You When Kim Davis Stood Up For Jesus At Columbine?

The Republican debates had so many weird moments that it's hard to keep track of them all. Bobby Jindal explained that the arrest of a Muslim high school kid for building a clock was no big, because Christians are...
Seems appropriate for this post.

Alabama Secessionist Rally Was Hilarious Failure. Please Point And Laugh

If you woke up this morning thinking, "Golly gee, I sure do hope Alabama's secessionist movement is going well, because fuck them is why," BAD NEWS. There was a rally in the state capital of Montgomery, and NOBODY SHOWED...
They do Photoshop good!

‘Priests For Life’ Says We’re Gonna Be All Eated Up By Racist Pervert Sex Dragon Thing

So here's a nifty explanation of why America is in so much trouble these days: Our Once-Great Nation is under attack by a three-headed sex dragon that is also a racist, according to "Priests For Life," a radical Catholic...
They're definitely coming, but not for Matt.

Wingnut Matt Barber Will Not Be Anti-Gay-Bashed By Armed ‘LGBT Squads’!

Sometimes we feel a little bad for wingnut's Wingnut Matt Barber, who spends so much of his time obsessing about the Gays (and the threat they pose to America) that we figure he must be exhausted by quitting time...
Obama needs to watch more Fox News, obviously

Dumb Obama Needs Mike Huckabee To Explain Racism To Him Again

Last week, President Obama committed the impeachable high crime of saying some historically accurate things at the National Prayer Breakfast about how Christians have also done some terrorism and violence and bad things in the name of spreading their...