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The 1st Battalion 265 Air Defense Artillery has arrived in Washington from Florida after being “ordered by the president to the nation’s capital, where they will operate high-tech weapons systems against any potential air threat.” Clearly, the Martians are going to try to do what the Democrats in Congress can’t: eliminate the threat of the Bush-Cheney White House.

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Charles Krauthammer, esteemed genius psychologist, has finally found the perfect proof that Democrats are all big stupid morons. MORE »