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Putin Releases Long-Awaited Judo How-To DVD

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

But can he sink a three-pointer from downtown?Way back in December word leaked out that Vladimir Putin was working on a fancy judo video. That glorious day has arrived, and now when John McCain looks into Putin’s eyes he will see a “JU” in one eye and a “DO” in the other eye, with “I love you” written on his eyelids, just like in the Indiana Jones movie. MORE »