Tag: martha coakley

Jesus, New York Times, if you would just quote the "something vulgar" rather than leave us all guessing, maybe the voters of Massachusetts would...

John Kerry, who polls suggest is one of only a handful of Democrats remaining in Massachusetts, is furious over the Naked Republican's insurgent campaign,...

Where do the Teabaggers in Texas who are phone-banking Massachusetts households come up with this shit? "I just got a polling call about Martha...

Ha ha... whoops. So far the only good polling news we have seen for Coakley today is a 48-48 tie, according to a, um......

Hilarious constitutional technicality that we sometimes forget: Joe "Fuck Yeah" Biden is literally President of the Senate. This means that he can do whatever...

Naked Massachusetts superstar Scott Brown made this dumbshit comment on some teevee show the other day, about Barack Obama's mother maybe possibly not being...

C'MON NOW WHAT THE HELL: Supposedly Martha Coakley is losing by three points in her own internal polling, which has a well-known liberal bias....

OBAMA TO CAMPAIGN FOR MISS ROBOT THIS WEEKEND: Hooray! Barack Obama has listened exclusively to Wonkette's advice and will campaign for Martha Coakley &...

Hey, does anyone know anything about this Martha Coakley lady? Well in that case, here's our campaign strategy: KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY TED KENNEDY TED...

Barack Obama needs your help, sheeple! The broad up there in Massachusetts, Martha Coakley, just has zero fucking clue what she's doing or what's...

In a burst of violence the likes of which this planet has not seen ANYWHERE since at least the Kenneth Gladney/Union Thugs Incident, a...

OH HO HO WE BETTER CHANGE OUR VOTE: "BOSTON -- In the race to succeed the late Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, U.S. Senate candidate...

It has only been a week -- one week -- since Ted Kennedy died, and already some gal has exploited this by declaring her...

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