martha coakley
The Best Phone Survey In Massachusetts Right Now
Where do the Teabaggers in Texas who are phone-banking Massachusetts households come up with this shit? “I just got a polling call about Martha Coakley. I also had to answer questions about gay marriage, Israel, and malaria, including this one: ‘In World War II, 6 million Jews were killed by the Nazis. Now 6 million [...]
Is This Because We Forced The Gays To Get Married In Your State, Massachusetts??
Ha ha… whoops.
Joe Biden To Eat The Filibuster
Hilarious constitutional technicality that we sometimes forget: Joe “Fuck Yeah” Biden is literally President of the Senate. This means that he can do whatever he wants, to the Senate! And with Democrats possibly POSSIBLY losing a Senate seat in their precious Massachusetts tomorrow, maybe he will just “jaw down” the filibuster: “As long as I [...]
C’MON NOW WHAT THE HELL: Supposedly Martha Coakley is losing by three points in her own internal polling, which has a well-known liberal bias. If you’re in Massachusetts on Tuesday, maybe you should go out and vote for this non-Scott Brown lady. MASSACHUSETTS. Dear god. [Steve Kornacki]
Democrats Bring Out All The Stops In Blitz For Coakley
Hey, does anyone know anything about this Martha Coakley lady? Well in that case, here’s our campaign strategy: KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY TED KENNEDY TED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDY TED KENNEDY. Then say “Swift Boat!” too, because that’s what they did to dead KENNEDYTED back in aught-four. It was terrible! [DSCC]
Barack Obama Dares Shoot Internet Video Supporting Martha Coakley
Barack Obama needs your help, sheeple! The broad up there in Massachusetts, Martha Coakley, just has zero fucking clue what she’s doing or what’s going on at all, so maybe volunteer and pass some leaflets around for a few days, jesus… [The Plum Line]
Great Hero Shoves Weekly Standard Staffer
In a burst of violence the likes of which this planet has not seen ANYWHERE since at least the Kenneth Gladney/Union Thugs Incident, a Thug working with the Martha Coakley senatorial campaign MAULED Weekly Standard writer John McCormack in cold blood last night in Washington D.C. Why was Martha Coakley in Washington D.C. last night, [...]
OH HO HO WE BETTER CHANGE OUR VOTE: “BOSTON — In the race to succeed the late Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, U.S. Senate candidate Martha Coakley went on the attack Tuesday with a sharply worded television ad attacking her Republican rival Scott Brown, but the rush to production led to a misspelling of Massachusetts, WCVB-TV [...]
Boring Lady Person Officially Trying To Steal Ted Kennedy’s Memorial Senate Seat
It has only been a week — one week — since Ted Kennedy died, and already some gal has exploited this by declaring her candidacy for the special election happening like 2 minutes from now. Her name is Martha Coakley and she has been the state’s Attorney General since 2006. We checked out her Wikipedia [...]
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