Tag Archives: martha coakley

  $#@$@#fweR3223

C’MON NOW WHAT THE HELL: Supposedly Martha Coakley is losing by three points in her own internal polling, which has a well-known liberal bias. If you’re in Massachusetts on Tuesday, maybe you should go out and vote for this non-Scott Brown lady. MASSACHUSETTS. Dear god. [Steve Kornacki] Read more on …
  omg so much political capital on the line!

OBAMA TO CAMPAIGN FOR MISS ROBOT THIS WEEKEND: Hooray! Barack Obama has listened exclusively to Wonkette’s advice and will campaign for Martha Coakley & Thugs in Massachusetts this Sunday. Marc Ambinder has listed 10,000 specific political expert reasons for him to do this. SHORT VERSION: because c’mon, gotta win it, right? [Marc Ambinder] Read more on …
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Democrats Bring Out All The Stops In Blitz For Coakley

Hey, does anyone know anything about this Martha Coakley lady? Well in that case, here’s our campaign strategy: KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY TED KENNEDY TED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDY TED KENNEDY. Then say “Swift Boat!” too, because that’s what they did to dead KENNEDYTED back in aught-four. It was terrible! [DSCC] Read more on Democrats Bring Out All The Stops In Blitz For Coakley…
  let's call this 'campaigning for her'

Barack Obama Dares Shoot Internet Video Supporting Martha Coakley

Barack Obama needs your help, sheeple! The broad up there in Massachusetts, Martha Coakley, just has zero fucking clue what she’s doing or what’s going on at all, so maybe volunteer and pass some leaflets around for a few days, jesus… [The Plum Line] Read more on Barack Obama Dares Shoot Internet Video Supporting Martha Coakley…
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Great Hero Shoves Weekly Standard Staffer

In a burst of violence the likes of which this planet has not seen ANYWHERE since at least the Kenneth Gladney/Union Thugs Incident, a Thug working with the Martha Coakley senatorial campaign MAULED Weekly Standard writer John McCormack in cold blood last night in Washington D.C. Why was Martha Coakley in Washington D.C. last night, less than a week before her extremely vital and surprisingly close Massachusetts special election? Probably something to do with her WORST CAMPAIGN EVER tactical losing strategy. Read more on Great Hero Shoves Weekly Standard Staffer…
  very important serious gaffes

OH HO HO WE BETTER CHANGE OUR VOTE: “BOSTON — In the race to succeed the late Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, U.S. Senate candidate Martha Coakley went on the attack Tuesday with a sharply worded television ad attacking her Republican rival Scott Brown, but the rush to production led to a misspelling of Massachusetts, WCVB-TV reported.” Journamalism at its finest, WCVB! BUT SERIOUSLY DEMOCRATS: Try not to lose Massachusetts and a 60th vote to that mean old porn star. [WCVB] Read more on …
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Boring Lady Person Officially Trying To Steal Ted Kennedy’s Memorial Senate Seat

It has only been a week — one week — since Ted Kennedy died, and already some gal has exploited this by declaring her candidacy for the special election happening like 2 minutes from now. Her name is Martha Coakley and she has been the state’s Attorney General since 2006. We checked out her Wikipedia and there is absolutely nothing interesting or controversial on it. (There is for some weird thing about “Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” and how she released a couple of completely uninteresting and uncontroversial statements about its posters several years ago, as part of her job.) What else? She is experienced and stuff, with jobs. The ladies of M.A.D.D. think very highly of her, though, meaning she must not enjoy having awesome fun times and will probably pass annoying legislation about whatever. So just be extra careful, if she wins, to chew your two sticks of mint gum before turning the car on. [NYT/The Caucus] Read more on Boring Lady Person Officially Trying To Steal Ted Kennedy’s Memorial Senate Seat…