martha coakley

Where do the Teabaggers in Texas who are phone-banking Massachusetts households come up with this shit? “I just got a polling call about Martha Coakley. I also had to answer questions about gay marriage, Israel, and malaria, including this one: ‘In World War II, 6 million Jews were killed by the Nazis. Now 6 million […]

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Hilarious constitutional technicality that we sometimes forget: Joe “Fuck Yeah” Biden is literally President of the Senate. This means that he can do whatever he wants, to the Senate! And with Democrats possibly POSSIBLY losing a Senate seat in their precious Massachusetts tomorrow, maybe he will just “jaw down” the filibuster: “As long as I […]

Naked Massachusetts superstar Scott Brown made this dumbshit comment on some teevee show the other day, about Barack Obama’s mother maybe possibly not being married very much? when she pooped out the current president. But wait! Brown’s campaign released a response to the resulting liberal smear campaign: “He doesn’t believe that. This is more desperate […]

$#@$@#FWER3223  5:02 pm January 15, 2010

by Jim Newell

C’MON NOW WHAT THE HELL: Supposedly Martha Coakley is losing by three points in her own internal polling, which has a well-known liberal bias. If you’re in Massachusetts on Tuesday, maybe you should go out and vote for this non-Scott Brown lady. MASSACHUSETTS. Dear god. [Steve Kornacki]

OBAMA TO CAMPAIGN FOR MISS ROBOT THIS WEEKEND: Hooray! Barack Obama has listened exclusively to Wonkette’s advice and will campaign for Martha Coakley & Thugs in Massachusetts this Sunday. Marc Ambinder has listed 10,000 specific political expert reasons for him to do this. SHORT VERSION: because c’mon, gotta win it, right? [Marc Ambinder]

Hey, does anyone know anything about this Martha Coakley lady? Well in that case, here’s our campaign strategy: KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY TED KENNEDY TED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDYTED KENNEDY TED KENNEDY. Then say “Swift Boat!” too, because that’s what they did to dead KENNEDYTED back in aught-four. It was terrible! [DSCC]

Barack Obama needs your help, sheeple! The broad up there in Massachusetts, Martha Coakley, just has zero fucking clue what she’s doing or what’s going on at all, so maybe volunteer and pass some leaflets around for a few days, jesus… [The Plum Line]

In a burst of violence the likes of which this planet has not seen ANYWHERE since at least the Kenneth Gladney/Union Thugs Incident, a Thug working with the Martha Coakley senatorial campaign MAULED Weekly Standard writer John McCormack in cold blood last night in Washington D.C. Why was Martha Coakley in Washington D.C. last night, […]

VERY IMPORTANT SERIOUS GAFFES  3:23 pm January 12, 2010

by Jim Newell

OH HO HO WE BETTER CHANGE OUR VOTE: “BOSTON — In the race to succeed the late Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, U.S. Senate candidate Martha Coakley went on the attack Tuesday with a sharply worded television ad attacking her Republican rival Scott Brown, but the rush to production led to a misspelling of Massachusetts, WCVB-TV […]

It has only been a week — one week — since Ted Kennedy died, and already some gal has exploited this by declaring her candidacy for the special election happening like 2 minutes from now. Her name is Martha Coakley and she has been the state’s Attorney General since 2006. We checked out her Wikipedia […]