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DON'T LET THE DOOR ETC.  7:16 pm February 1, 2013

Conservatives To Facebook: Screw You Guys, We’re Going Home

by snipy

Has Facebook not been meeting your needs, conservative friends? Have you long wished for an alternative where you and only your people could come together and share pictures of guns to fap to and new not-at-all-true emails to forward to your liberal-scumbag family? Do you wish it had a snappy name like facespace or mybook [...]

WATCH OUT HE MIGHT POKE YOU  2:56 pm May 9, 2012

Reverse Racism! Young White Person Unjustly Profiled For Wearing Hoodie

by Josh Fruhlinger

How many times will this tragedy repeat itself? A young person with great potential and maybe a few minor misdeeds in his past tries to go somewhere that he as an American has every right to go. But immediately the small-time powers in that land view him with mistrust, all because he chooses to wear [...]

BARRY CAN YOU HEAR ME?  4:50 pm April 22, 2011

Barack Obama Is Your Prophet and Savior of All Beautiful Things

by Sara Benincasa

What a week, amiright? Whew! The handsomest president on Earth traveled around the country doing handsome presidential things, while we ended common decency forever and also GLEE returned! Let us dive into the deep pit of sexy that is Barack Obama’s daily shed-jewel. We will be sure to speak slowly and use tiny words in [...]

LIKING LIKING  2:46 pm February 17, 2011

Obama Meeting With Famous College Dropout To Discuss Aaron Sorkin Plot

by Jack Stuef

“President Obama will meet with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and other business leaders when he visits San Francisco Thursday according to a source familiar with the arrangements.” Well alright. Obama is apparently going to discuss innovation and science and his “Win the Future” thing. That’s cute, but America is totally bankrupt of ideas, and probably [...]


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