May 25, 2013
Let’s start calling developments in the Senate “anti-news,” right? In fact someone should just write the history of every future legislative proposal now, and patent it: “A proposal by former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker to limit bank’s proprietary trading will be either be dropped or significantly modified in the Senate, lawmakers and staffers told [...]
Mark Warner is a stud, especially from the Upper Deck of a Denver arena! What was he talking about, Change We Need? Changing energy? Saving the middle class? No: Changing the middle class. Yes We Can show those toothless gypsy whiners how to make a goddamn dollar every once in a while.
Here is a picture of handsome Mark Warner in the alternate reality computer game for dorks, Second Life. What amazing things will Mark Warner have to say tonight? Perhaps, “Please do not confuse me with the fellow who was married to Liz Taylor.” Or, “I am a human who has no lower jaw, only teeth.” [...]
WARNER TO DELIVER FANCY KEYNOTE SPEECH: The Democrats have tapped former Virginia Governor Mark Warner to deliver the keynote speech at their little convention. Mark Warner’s great! He didn’t run for president this year, but he does have huge teeth, and he’s also going to win a U.S. Senate election this fall by like 30 [...]
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