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It was supposed to be eight hours from our Pennsylvania rest stop to Nashua, New Hampshire. But 13 hours later, we were still driving,...

The bloodstone hearth glowed crimson and umber athwart the embers of the fire. Lady Hillarye Clynton regarded the beasts carved upon it: the savage...

Oh, this is fun: Mark Penn, Hillary Clinton's former fat Komodo dragon advisor, and "Bride of Mark Penn" are hosting a fundraiser at their...

History's greatest monster, the notorious bottom-feeding nudibranch Mark Penn, has once again triumphed over Goodness and Mercy. Nearly $6 million in stimulus money went...

One of the great pleasures of last year's campaign season was seeing the consulting firm of Mark Penn, history's greatest monster, end up millions...

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Monster-Emperor of Targeted Polls and Hillary Clinton's personal Iago, Mark Penn, went on...

Failed campaign strategist/pollster/tyrant Mark Penn writes in his always forward-thinking Microtrends column today: "Paid bloggers fit just about every definition of a microtrend." Hooray!...

Former Bush spokesmodels who do not know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was, finding work with reptilian Cheetos-addicted statisticians: it's a Microtrend! Dana Perino...

Obese, constipated hell monster Mark Penn has written a new edition of "Microtrends" -- no not the book about how to lose a Democratic...

Repulsive swamp cow Mark Penn has so many personal microtrends that they all add up into one megatrend, which is "Mark Penn will take...

Politics magazine will release the results of their "2008 campaign poll of political insiders" this Thursday, but we already know the winner of one...

Now that it's officially pre-2009, we can start guiltlessly recycling all the material we've already written into Top Ten Posts. Today's took a surprisingly...

As Gawker points out, this comical footnote is the douchiest possible way Mark Penn -- or anyone, ever -- could have ended his Wall...

MARK PENN DISCOVERS FANCIFUL NEW DEMOGRAPHIC: He calls them "Mattress Stuffers": a group of depraved individuals who, unable to experience arousal from normal human...

COMICAL SUNDAY READING: The Independent landed a sit-down with former Hillary Clinton campaign chief strategist Mark "Bowser" Penn during one of his awful British...

For veritable days we have been racking our brains, trying to figure out why Hillary Clinton would be interested in a Secretary of State...

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