Tag: mark halperin

Rachel Maddow has had it with your shit

Andy Lack Wants To Make MSNBC Great Again (By Losing Like A Common Trump)

If Andy Lack comes for Rachel Maddow, he is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER.

Joe And Mika Say Kellyanne Conway Has An Actual Human Soul, But We’re Calling Bullshit

FAKE NEWS RIGHT HERE, COME GET YOUR FAKE NEWS.

Joe And Mika Ready To Bang Each Other In The Bonds Of Holy Matrimony!

They love each other! They really do!

Joe And Mika Just Asking If MAYBE Donald Trump Fucked In His Brain

They weren't specifically asking if Trump has dementia, except for how they kind of were!

‘Morning Joe’ Can’t Stop LOLing At Dumbass Blackwater Liar Erik Prince! Tee Hee Hee!

Joe and Mika have HAD IT with Trumpers and their lying.

Kellyanne Conway Losing Sh*t Over Sexist ‘Morning Joe’ Saying Daddy Trump Is Mad At Her

Look at these incompetent loons. Just look at them!

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

‘Journalist’ Mark Halperin Has World’s Most Adorable Crush On Donald Trump

Halperin makes Chuck Todd look like a hard-hitting journalist.

What Is A Lie? A Philosophical Search For Epistemological Truth Starring This Trump Campaign Idiot

What is a lie? It is a thing Donald Trump cannot do, according to campaign manager Kellyanne Conway, because first he would have to know a thing.
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Donald Trump Exposes Lying Crooked Hillary’s Lies About BENGHAZI!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1111!!!1!

Trump has debuted LyingCrookedHillary.com, and it is a GAME CHANGER. (No it isn't.)

Fourth-Most-Famous David French, Bristol Palin’s Ghostblogger’s Husband, Running For President. Neat!

Who is David French? A weirdo scary man control monster freak. David French for president, yayyyyyy!

Hey Hillary Clinton Could You Pick Sarah Palin For Veep? That’d Be Great, Thanks

Idiot goes on TV, says Hillary Clinton will pick a female Republican to be her VP. We put this idea right where it belongs.

Wonkette Babby Wins All-Important New Hampshire ‘Morning Joe’ Primary

ALL HAIL WONKETTE BABY! You already know that, because you "all hail" her all the time. But if you were doing your normal routine Tuesday, which is obsessively staring at the respective Twitter feeds of Joe Scarborough and Mika...
Me is the president I have been waiting for!

Jeb! Bush Poised For Triumphant Comeback Literally Any Moment Now

Life sure sucks free-range rooster cock if you are Jeb Bush. But it also sucks if you work on Jeb's flailing presidential campaign, a term we are using very loosely at this point. If you're part of the Iowa ground...
Gross. Both of them.

Esteemed Teevee Journalist Would Like Ted Cruz To Say A Spanish, For Journalism

Mark Halperin is a hack whom everybody hates, who does hacky "journalism" and somehow, because the world is not fair, makes more money than yr Wonkette. Ted Cruz is an obnoxious, entitled asshole whom everyone hates, who has always...