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Tag: mark foley

Hillary Clinton Must Answer For Disgraced Ex-Congressman Mark Foley’s Presence At Trump Rally

This is totally different from Omar Mateen's dad sitting behind Hillary Clinton. CLICK TO READ WHY.

Wonkagenda: Thursday, August 11, 2016

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Alabama Governor Didn’t Bone That Lady, Sexism Boned That Lady!

Oh great, now it's time to hear from the woman Republican Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley DID NOT have physical relations with. Honest! He may have penis-lusted after her in his brain, but he did not brain-lust her with his...
Sick fuck if true

This Lady Says Sick Bastard Denny Hastert Molested The Hell Out Of Her Brother In High School

Remember when we told you the story of the indictment of former Speaker of the House Denny Hastert, for allegedly paying hush money to cover up his sexual abuse of a former student known only as "Individual A," was...
Shed a tear for Denny

Let’s Remember That Time Speaker Denny Hastert Covered Up A GOP Sex Scandal!

Back when Republican Denny Hastert was Speaker of the House -- before he became a lobbyist and before he was indicted for paying someone a whole lot of hush money to cover up "prior misconduct," whatever that means, we...
Good point!

Ex-Speaker Denny Hastert Indicted For Paying Hush Money To Cover Up Something REAL Bad

Once upon a time, while the Republican Party was trying to recover from its self-inflicted wounds after its disastrous impeachment trial of President Bill Clinton for getting an extramarital hummer, conservative evangelical Illinois Republican Dennis Hastert became Speaker of...
Be afraid. Very afraid.

It Is Time To Ban All The Men From Congress, Obviously

Men are kind of the worst,* as we all know. They are paid more money for the same job at . They are charged less for dry-cleaning. They do most of the murdering, raping, domestic violencing and other criming....

Mark Foley ‘Reaching Out,’ ‘Touching’ Young Republicans

You know what? There's something charming about Mark Foley continuing to pretend he's not deader than dead politically. It's charming seeing him tread into the most obvious jokes over and over. He just doesn't care. Sure, he follows half-naked...

Mark Foley Gives Up Juvenile Dreams (of Running For Mayor)

Appearing on his “Foley on Politics” radio show on WSVU 960AM, which reaches the length of the Palm Beaches and the Treasure Coast, Foley revealed that he decided not to join the race to replace retiring Mayor Lois Frankel. “I...

Friend of Children Mark Foley Looking At Running For Office Again

Guess who may run for mayor of West Palm Beach, Florida! Mark Foley is certain the voters would give him a chance. "I do have the luxury that I can be the last man to file if I choose...

Mark Foley Joins His Pal Justin Bieber On Twitter

Wow. Congressional-page connoisseur Mark Foley is on Twitter. Is he legally allowed to do that? Who knows, but it turns out Foley has been on Twitter since March. He only has 181 followers right now, despite being rather infamous....

Famous Sex Person Mark Foley Spotted Somewhere On Earth

Wonkette "The View From Your Window" operative "UFgatorzfan4life" sends us this PG-13 erotica telephone picture of pedophile Mark Foley and writes, "Here is your favorite disgraced Congressman from Palm Beach County. He's hanging out at Starbucks..texting..riding his bike with...

Mark Foley Misses The Good Life, And Levi Johnston Fears Sarah’s Evil Cackle

Hoochiemama! Teenage cumsicle LEVI JOHNSTON shan't be accepting the generous Turkey Day invitation from SARAH PALIN, who selflessly offered her home to Levi on national teevee! "You could tell by her laugh she was full of it," explained Levi....

MARK FOLEY HAS A RADIO SHOW! YOU REMEMBER MARK FOLEY YES? Former Republican congressman and young male page-stroker Mark Foley has a new job, in this economy! Beginning September 22nd he will host his very own radio show out...

Congressman Gives *Thorough* Proof That Barack Obama Is George W. Bush

We just received a lovely e-mail from a poor soul who had to participate in a conference call with Rep. John Shimkus, famous for, what... ah right, trying to sweep Mark Foley's gay child sex under the gay child...

Mark Foley Breaks 2-Year Silence

Poor Mark Foley. In olden times (two years ago), he was just another affable barely-closeted gay Republican, well liked by his colleagues and constituents. Then he got caught exchanging sexy instant messages with 17-year-old male pages who were pretty...