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ALL HAIL SATAN  10:23 am March 18, 2013

Totally Great ‘The Bible’ Mini-Series Explains That Barack Obama Is The Debbil

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hey Hitler Channel watchers, did you tune into “The Bible” last night? No? We did not either, because Joel Osteen and Rick Warren and the Assemblies of God and the National Association of Evangelicals are not really our go-to guys on Jesus and stuff. (And also because we didn’t know it was on.) (And also [...]

THE END OF AMERICA  3:09 pm June 19, 2012

Half-Term First Dude Todd Palin Will Be America’s Newest Reality Star Now, Because

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

So! Got any exciting TV-watching plans now that “Mad Men” is back on its usual two-year hiatus? Oh, you are going to watch “Stars Earn Stripes,” because that is a thing, and it is going to be hosted by terrifying unblinking robot General Wesley Clark along with “‘Entertainment Tonight’ and ‘Dancing with the Stars’ alum [...]

GRIFTER'S DOWNFALL  9:01 pm December 12, 2011

Nobody Wants To Buy Sarah Palin’s Dumb New Reality Teevee Show

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Uh-oh, guys, no one wants to pay money to yapping imbecile Sarah Palin for her job of “doing nothing” anymore! RLY SAD BUT TRUE: her insipid, publicly-funded reality teevee show about naked grizzly bear hunting in Alaska or whatever was not renewed for a second season, so she is apparently trying to shop around a [...]

PERSONALITIES  2:35 pm February 24, 2006

Wonk’d: A Slow Week in Celeb Sightings

by dlat


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