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Tag: marion county

Judge Vance Day, looking thoughtful in his official portrait

Oregon Judge Won’t Marry No Gays, But Look At His Rad Picture Of Hitler

While Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis and her lunatic fans hog the media spotlight with their wacky antics, an Oregon judge, the Hon. Vance Day of Marion County, has been quietly refusing to perform weddings for same-sex couples, initially telling...

It Was A Bad Week To Go To The Grocery Store: Your Florida Roundup

Florida, for all of its many demerits, has one thing going for it: Publix, a chain of truly excellent grocery stores that stretches throughout the Southeast (Protip: There is no sub quite like a Publix deli sub). But every...
Save yo Confederate money, boys, the South gon’ rise ’gain.

Dumb Florida Rednecks Don’t Give A Sh*t, Gonna Hoist Them Stars And Bars

Perhaps you remember that unfortunate incident in South Carolina last month — you know, when that racist, Confederate-flag-waving shit-for-brains kid shot up a black church for being so very black and stealing the women he couldn’t get and whatever...
These foreign pictures just don't appeal much to us. Too many subtitles.

Alabama Town Now Owned By God. God To Flip It To Ganesh, Make Bank.

In a real estate deal of questionable legality, the City Council of Winfield, Alabama, recently passed a resolution declaring that Winfield is a "City Under God," a necessary step because, as Mayor Randy Price said, the state and country...

Indiana Is Your New Gayest State Today! Hooray!

There are so many gay states in the union, but today Indiana is the gayest of all! That's because a federal judge struck down Indiana's same-sex marriage ban. And the Hoosiergays (this is their name) have ALREADY STARTED MARRYING! Marion...

Oregon Meth Binge Generates 2013’s Greatest Headline

We didn't think that any story could possibly top the November 2012 headline from Scott Lake, Washington: Two Alligators, A Pole Dancer And Pot At Olympia Area Shooting Scene. And yet we knew it was at least theoretically possible,...

Let’s Decompress With A Sweet Story About A Mini-Donkey And The Boy Who Loves Her

In all seriousness, Wonkette people, today has been awful when it comes to The News. America's every-other-day massacre was particularly horrible and heartwrenching today, as news came out that twenty-seven people, mostly kids, were gunned down in an elementary...