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Mark Penn To Shove Money Into His Pants For Charlie Crist

Oh, this is fun: Mark Penn, Hillary Clinton's former fat Komodo dragon advisor, and "Bride of Mark Penn" are hosting a fundraiser at their Washington home for Charlie Crist. Charlie Crist, you remember, used to be a Republican, and...

Barack Obama And Two Other People Will Drink A Beer, Soon

We read that CNN and MSNBC each have been displaying a "Beer Summit Countdown Clock" during their programs this afternoon, and here's proof! (What's that alert on the bottom there? Something about many humans dying in that country we...