Tag: marines

Everything Went Wrong In Trump’s Clusterf*ck Yemen Raid. Let’s Blame Hillary Clinton!

Somebody needs to get Jason Chaffetz investigating this right away.

2016: The Year The Palins And The Duggars Bored The Everloving Sh*t Out Of Us

Oh, Palins. Oh, Duggars. We still can't quit you, even if you do suck lately.
As snarly as they come

Snarling Congresscreep Darrell Issa Running Behind Democrat In New Poll. Cry, Darrell Issa, Cry!

Could one of Congress's biggest jerks be in danger? Here's hoping so!

Donald Trump’s Idiot Son Says Dad Won’t Release Taxes, Because Then Everybody Could See His Taxes

If you know the things, then you will know the things, and you cannot know the things, because you must not know the things.
Sometimes a picture's worth a thousand-word debunking

Sean Hannity Admires Donald Trump For Wonderful Act Of Kindness Trump Never Did

Sean Hannity has a heartwarming story about how Donald Trump dispatched his very own jet to help some stranded Marines get home. Like any heartwarming story about Trump, it's bullshit.
He does not even seem nice

Congressjerk Darrell Issa To Open Years-Long Hearings On Why He Might Lose His Seat This Fall

Eternally smirking GOP congressdope Darrell Issa's House seat might actually be endangered this year. Here's hoping he goes extinct, with votes.
Jack Nicholson

Marines Remove ‘Man’ From Job Titles, Weepy Tough Guys Get Sand In Their Manginas

The Marine Corps will drop the term "man" from a number of job titles. Quite a few manly Marines have gotten surprisingly emotional over this.

Ted Cruz Wins Paternity Test For Heart Of Bristol Palin’s Second Deadbeat Baby Daddy

While the maggot-infested trash heap that is the Palin family is drunk-brawlin' for Trump, there's one almost-member of the clan who's got a taste for Canadian bacon: Today, the Cruz for President campaign announced the endorsement of Medal of Honor recipient and...

U.S. Military Letting Afghan Allies Rape Boys On American Bases, So That’s Gross

Here's a nice and horrifying story for you. The New York Times reports that in our completely necessary Freedom War in Afghanistan, the United States military has told soldiers and Marines to please ignore the fact that American-trained Afghan military...
OK, so maybe it's not THIS Marine...

Deleted Comments: A Real Marine In National Security Warns Wonkette To Leave Iran

Funny how it all works out: Even during a week when our little mommyblog, recipe hub, and ugly vile little snark mob was brought low by server issues for a day and then some, we had an astonishing number...
Tinfoil flags are best

Sen. Joni Ernst Worried Obama Lowered Flag To Half Staff For Secret Muslin Reasons

You may be astonished, as we were, to learn that conservatives are furious with Barack Obama for waiting Five Whole Days to order the flag to be flown at half staff in honor of the victims of last Thursday's...
The threat is real.

Dead Breitbart Real Upset How Gay Rainbow Flag Murdered Those Marines In Chattanooga

Ever since June 26, the day which will live in infamy, when the Supreme Court gave America the right gay throatcramming she deserved, wingnuts have been observed in various states of utter, pants-shitting meltdown. And much of it, against...

Four Marines Murdered By ISIS, Or Maybe Just Lone Wolf With Muslimy Name, Who Knows?

Four people were murdered, and another three injured, at two military sites in Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Thursday, by a man identified by the FBI as Mohammod Youssuf Abdulazeez. The FBI cautioned that "it would be premature to speculate on the motives...
Fun's over, fellas

Party Pooper Eric Holder Reminds DOJ Staff They Cannot Have Sexy Funtimes With Hookers, Unfair!

Attorney General Eric Holder is supposed to not even BE THERE anymore, but until Republicans confirm his replacement -- no rush, guys, really -- he's going to oppress America, and the employees of the Department of Justice, SO HARD: What...
America: the last days

Traitor Barack Obama Murders America Again, With A Cup

America is finally dead. Completely dead. Oh sure, you thought maybe it was dead before when the Kenyan socialist Muslim Nazi indoctrinated innocent schoolchildren by urging them to study hard, or when the feckless tyrant wimp dictator made Marines...

Fine, Let’s Talk About This Awful Scammy ‘Charity,’ ‘Pretend To Help The Troops’

You guys, did you see this ginormous article investigative report dealio about Move America Forward, the "support the troops" group that scammed everyone, including your angry uncle, into giving them a kazillion dollars for care packages that were going...