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POSSE IN EFFECT  5:10 pm January 10, 2013

Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Posse Just Lousy With ‘Bad Guys With Guns’

by snipy

Are you a person of the child-having persuasion? Perhaps a little school-aged darling? Do you have the extreme misfortune to live in Maricopa County, AZ? (Dear god we hope not and if you do we are sorry.) If you are all these things together, wouldn’t you just feel cozy and awesome and safe if Sheriff [...]

VOTAGEDDON 2012 UPDATE  6:42 pm November 12, 2012

Arizona Taking Even Longer To Count Votes Than Florida, Which May Get Unearned Sense Of Competence

by Doktor Zoom

Arizona appears to be ahead in the race to the bottom of the electoral-competence barrel, yay! Nearly a week after the election, hundreds of thousands of votes were still waiting to be tallied. To the surprise of absolutely no one, the mess appears to be at least in part a result of the state’s efforts [...]

A SMALL VICTORY FOR AMERICA  9:10 am September 12, 2012

Joe Arpaio Cancels Birtherpalooza Festival When No One Buys Tickets

by Doktor Zoom

Useless old spite bitch Joe Arpaio was planning a big smelly Birtherfest for September 22, but now it looks like instead of hanging out with Pat Boone (who is still alive, apparently?) and heroic order-disobeying Army doctor Terry Lakin, he will just have to spend the day doing his job as Maricopa County Sheriff instead, [...]

REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS  5:09 pm December 5, 2011

Joe Arpaio Fine With Sex-Crimes As Long As They’re Against Illegals

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

GAH. When we pleaded with the universe last week for leading insane racist and pink panty queen Joe Arpaio to be the next high-profile Republican sheriff to become embroiled in a “ghey sex for meth” scandal, we made our offhanded Xmas wish sort of figuring that was the worst the universe could do on the [...]

HATERS GOTTA MAKE A BUCK  12:03 pm August 19, 2011

Arizona Sheriff Being Sued by Obama Learns Obama Birth Certificate a Fake

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Arizona teabagger king Sheriff Joe Arpaio is a vindictive racist gopher accused of misspending $99 million in public funds in the free time he does not spend playing William Tell with the illegal immigrants he captures and stores in what he affectionately calls his desert “concentration camps,” all of which might leave an average hater stretched [...]


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