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Arizona Didn’t Send 140,000 Voter IDs Before Today’s Special Election. GO VOTE ANYWAY.

The guy who ran as a reformer really screwed the pooch. Honestly, for what it's worth.

Midterm Madness: A Nice Doctor Tries To Surgically Remove The GOP Hold On Arizona’s 8th.

Dr. Hiral Tipirneni hopes to rise above corporate-controlled Debbie Lesko in Maricopa County.

Joe Arpaio *Finally* Going To Impeach Obama

Joe Arpaio will null-and-void the entire Obama presidency just as soon as he wins Arizona's US Senate seat.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Racist Shitbag Joe Arpaio Wants To Lose Senate Race Just Like Accused Pedo Roy Moore Did!

Pretty sure God has different plans for that Senate seat, Joe.

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Fixin’ To Deport ALL Y’ALL, But *Very Compassionately*

A brief outline of the New Cruelty.
He IS Justice!

Oh God, Joe Arpaio

Sheriff Joe proves ONCE AND FOR ALL that Obummer's fake birth certificate is F-A-K-E. Just kidding, he does not.
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Old Cracker Sheriff Joe Arpaio Loses Re-Election, Still Faces Jail Time (Lock Him Up!)

America's Most Publicity-Seeking Sheriff is out on his keister.

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Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
Don't go away mad. Just go away.

Joe Arpaio Faces Contempt Charges As Feds Grab Him By The Posse

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Sorry not sorry, Kentucky

Jesus-Loving Calligraphy Bigots Ordered To Make Wedding Invitations For Gross Gaywads

This is just like getting eated by lions probably.

Clinton And Sanders Unite To Sue Holy Hell Out Of Those Arizona Bastards: A Nice Time!

a href="http://wonkette.com/600701/bernie-and-hillary-agree-loudly-at-each-other-for-two-shouty-hours"Isn't it nice when primary candidates can move past their bickering and unite on issues that matter, like the need to improve health care (but not how) or to raise the minimum wage (but not how) or women's...
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Arizona Wins Trophy For Effed-Up Primaries, Has Plenty Of Competition

Congratulations to Arizona's Maricopa County, which did the very best job so far in the 2016 election cycle of completely screwing up its primary election and screwing over urban voters. Thanks to the Supreme Court's 2013 recognition that racism...
It's so rare to see someone who cares about the Flag

SCOTUS Smacks Down Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Fever Dreams Of Deporting President Obama

Bad news for Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the scourge of humanity and also Arizona. While the Supreme Court agreed on Tuesday to hear United States v. Texas, a case about President Obama's executive order to hit the pause button on deporting 4...
That ol' charmer is at it again

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Fixin’ To Protect Arizona With Private Army. What Could Go Wrong?

Joe Arpaio, the Maricopa County sheriff who's mastered the art of turning the fears of conservative voters into popular if ineffective crime-stopping stunts, is gearing up for his 2016 re-election bid with a call for all 250,000 Arizona concealed...