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  all your panda base are belong to us

Nice Time: Michelle Obama Feeds Pandas, Does Not Chastise Them To Get More Exercise

Doge knows we could all use some Nice Time right now, and could there be anything better than watching Michelle Obama coo over some pandas at a reserve in China? No, there could not. So here is Her Highness and Most Exalted Queen of All Americans, along with her mother and daughters, on a tour of the Chengdu Panda Base in China. Look, pandas eating bamboo! Look, Michelle and mom Marian use a long stick to dangle what looks like an apple slice in front of a panda! OMG OMG OMG!!!! Read more on Nice Time: Michelle Obama Feeds Pandas, Does Not Chastise Them To Get More Exercise…
  email of the day

‘After 8 years of a president sent by God to lead the American people and rescue us from the horrors of 911 and Islamo-fascists, it now boils down to this?’

Yesterday your Wonkette took its turn to write about the “hot new Internet article,” this thing from Townhall, about how Michelle Obama’s mother Marian Robinson has been practicing Satanic witchcraft — or “witchcraft mumbo-jumbo,” as Barack Obama calls it — inside the White House. The author of this important piece of investigative blog journalism, however, was not pleased with your editor’s dissection of the article. She has sent us an e-mail with complaints and makes a number of provocative political arguments. Read more on ‘After 8 years of a president sent by God to lead the American people and rescue us from the horrors of 911 and Islamo-fascists, it now boils down to this?’…
  just like nancy reagan

Is Barack Obama’s Mother-In-Law A Black Witch?

Yes she is! Read it on the Internet, we did! Apparently Marian Robinson, Michelle Obama’s mother, performs Satanic “Afro-Hispanic” witchcraft rituals, in the White House. Barack Obama is piping mad, because how would this affect his IMAGE? Poorly! This story and all of its quotes are true. Jane Mayer of the New Yorker is one helluva reporter and would never make up something this incendiary. Oh… what is that, Intern Riley?… It’s from Townhall, not Jane Mayer of the New Yorker?… THEN IT’S EVEN TRUER. Read more on Is Barack Obama’s Mother-In-Law A Black Witch?…