Tag: marian robinson

New York City Spending One Million A Day To Protect Donald Trump, But It’s Cool Because He’s Not Black

Donald Trump doesn't much care for the cow town of Washington DC. He likes New York City, because it is full of culture and golden toilets. New York City does not particularly return his affection. VIDEO: Donald Trump gets booed...

Nice Time: Michelle Obama Feeds Pandas, Does Not Chastise Them To Get More Exercise

Doge knows we could all use some Nice Time right now, and could there be anything better than watching Michelle Obama coo over some pandas at a reserve in China? No, there could not. So here is Her Highness...

‘After 8 years of a president sent by God to lead the American people and rescue us from the horrors of 911 and Islamo-fascists,...

Yesterday your Wonkette took its turn to write about the "hot new Internet article," this thing from Townhall, about how Michelle Obama's mother Marian Robinson has been practicing Satanic witchcraft -- or "witchcraft mumbo-jumbo," as Barack Obama calls it...

Is Barack Obama’s Mother-In-Law A Black Witch?

Yes she is! Read it on the Internet, we did! Apparently Marian Robinson, Michelle Obama's mother, performs Satanic "Afro-Hispanic" witchcraft rituals, in the White House. Barack Obama is piping mad, because how would this affect his IMAGE? Poorly! This...